Things friends do that piss you off.

What are things that easily get on your nerves that a lot of your friends or co-workers seem to do? 
 
Mine are:
 
-Cough a lot and make weird mouth noise despite not being sick.    
-Make nasty-ass noises while eating
-Show me "some really funny Youtube video" when I visit them, or they come over and monopolize my laptop for 45 minutes
-Say "like" wayyy too much

I hate that a certain friend of mine always doubts my opinions on games. It's as though he doesn't know me well enough to trust me.  I get so annoy.

-Chew too loud (especially during a movie, makes me want to rip their fucking eyeballs out). 
-Tell me way too many things to do at one time 
- When I'm trying to chill out with them, and they also have someone else over who is a total cunt

Being dickheads in movie theaters is really only the main thing. i mean, come on, you pay to see this movie with a few mates and then they start acting like they are 10.

-Tell very racist black jokes every thirty seconds. I like my fun racism in small doses but it bothers me when it's constant. Also, being half black has something to do with it.

When they feel like they always have to one up my story Even with obvious lies. Example My parents just bought a new car. My friend: Oh ya my uncle bought 6 new cars!

*looks up* Aw shit.
 
Edit: Hm... It got deleted. 
Anyway, I hate when they say "no homo" after every sentence that may seem gay. It's fucking stupid, and shows their immaturity level. Then again, I'm surrounded by idiots.

 have someone else over who is a total cunt "

my friend that doesnt understand that we dont tell him wen we are  smoking not because we dont trust him but because we know we shouldnt 
and smoking nazi's 
also my friend does this annoying as fuck thing where he pretends he's golum (lotr)(spelling?) 
i mean come on we arent 12 anymore

" my friend that doesnt understand that we dont tell him wen we are  smoking not because we dont trust him but because we know we shouldnt and smoking nazi's also my friend does this annoying as fuck thing where he pretends he's golum (lotr)(spelling?) i mean come on we arent 12 anymore "

" *looks up* Aw shit.  Edit: Hm... It got deleted.  Anyway, I hate when they say "no homo" after every sentence that may seem gay. It's fucking stupid, and shows their immaturity level. Then again, I'm surrounded by idiots. "

" also my friend does this annoying as fuck thing where he pretends he's golum (lotr)(spelling?) "

" @Ace829 said:

" *looks up* Aw shit.  Edit: Hm... It got deleted.  Anyway, I hate when they say "no homo" after every sentence that may seem gay. It's fucking stupid, and shows their immaturity level. Then again, I'm surrounded by idiots. "

No homo. "

One thing which keeps happening is we'll make a plan to do something and then as the date gets closer, everyone will back out. It's not even big things. Here's an example: We were meant to be going to a festival and after a few weeks of talking it up, I go online to book the tickets and suddenly no one can afford it or they think it's lame or something else so we never went and while it didn't really bother them, I was kind of really gutted.

I hate people that use gay as a synonym for stupid. 

Friends that "have" to debate anything you say. It's OK to have a different opinion, people. You can tell yours, but don't get worked up about it.

They enjoy shitty music.

 When I'm trying to chill out with them, and they also have someone else over who is a total cunt "

-Has the balls to ask you if it's okay to go out with your cousin. 
-Shitting in your toilet and not flushing. 
-Stealing your god damn video games.

When you're watching something funny, always turning and staring at other people while they're laughing.

Oh yeah, i almost forgot about when they steal your stuff and then give it to someone who they know you hate and stop you from getting it back because they think it's funny.

I MUST SAY YUP AND NOD MY HEAD AFTER EVERY PAUSE TO SHOW THAT I AM LISTENING

I hate it when they correct you, ask too many fucking questions, judge you too quickly, and answer your questions like fucking ass holes. I also hate it when they never say sorry. It's like they're trying to be fucking cool.

" I hate people that use gay as a synonym for stupid.  "

a same-sex friend of mine used to call me every saturday nights, most of the time will be in awkward silence while others he'll sing songs to me... which was even more awkward than awkward silence. 

Got a buddy who has a serious problem with light drugs and drinking. Annoys me to see him constantly abusing the stuff and hurting himself. I try to help him but no matter what I say he just dismisses it and whines about how much he hates himself yet he refuses to try and help himself. I know it's only gonna be a matter of time until he kills himself and the only way I will know is that he won't have logged onto Steam for months.
 
Got another friend who just annoys me a lot of the time. He's only sixteen or seventeen though so it's just the usual teenage immature things like not thinking before talking, acting like an idiot to be funny, or getting annoyed at things he should otherwise just forget about. All things not exclusive to teens, but a staple of being a teenager. I can usually overlook them as being that, but it doesn't make it any less annoying and embarrassing to be around when he says or does em. Plus he's extremely homophobic, the brainwashed by religious parents kind, and gets extremely defensive when he see's or hears anything that may be construed in some weird way as being gay.

I don't want to brag or nothing, but some of my friends just want to be around me longer than I want them to be.

"HEY MAN LEMME COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE"
 
"Actually I'm kind of busy..."
 
"ALRIGHT I'LL COME AT LIKE 4:00"

I say gay as a synonym for stupid. i'm not homophobic, its just a word.  
 
as for things that annoy me about my friends, the big thing right now is my friends singing 'your love is my drug' or other crappy songs all the time

I have this one friend who constantly says he is bored, and when I tell him he has many things to do he says "Yeah, but I don't want to do those things." .. Same guy also always says he thinks a game looks awesome and he wants it, but wont buy it because it would be "wasting his money."

" When you're watching something funny, always turning and starting at other people while they're laughing. "

EL OH EL.

-Roomate sits in his room,locked on the cybercam....doing well...you know....
-When my friends come to me for advice, dont take it,come back and ask again

Number 3= Yes.
I hate it when I sit through a damn youtube video that is shit in the first place. I wish my friends knew or cared about watching Hulu or Netflix on the Tv, its better than watching nut shots for three hours.

Ignoring me and doing stuff without me.

Sometimes they hit me. 

Every time I see them they're still fucking alive... 
 
In all seriousness, nothing about them annoys me. I don't hang around shit heads and even if they do have flaws I quite enjoy them.

I have one friend who constantly bails on plans. It's usually more surprising when he actually shows up somewhere he has said he will be.
 
Also I hate it when people put question marks at the end of sentences that aren't questions (?)

I used to hate it when one friend in particular would ONLY call on Friday nights because it was convenient for him, and I was a guaranteed friend that would come and hang out with him. 
I only had nothing to do on Friday nights because I finished work REALLY late. 
 
Following this I found a different job and started going out a lot more with other friends. 
He actually got pissed off that he couldn't hang out any more. I was flabbergasted, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. 
I told him point blank that; "I'm not your: 'just in case I'm bored' friend, that you ask to hang out when ever you don't have any plans.  
start respecting my time, or just leave me alone." 
 
Shortly after he bought me like 4 cold ones and we just laughed it away. 
We're best friends now. 
 
I think that maybe if we vocalise our annoyances with our friends, in a way that is understandable and not needy, then friends will respect you more.

Pirate PSP games.
 
Hate games that aren't about shooting dudes or have non-realistic looking graphics. I once tried to show everyone Wind Waker when it first came out. Thought it looked like a kids cartoon show. 
 
Get really bitchy when I'm giving it to them rough in street fighter. I can no longer use Ryu, E.Honda, Abel, or Zangief because there all "complete cheese" or "I'm cheating". 
 
Edit: Oh yeah, I had a friend who doesn't have internet. So he always wanted to come over and watch porn with me. Like what? That sounds like the most awkward thing ever. 

" I hate people that use gay as a synonym for stupid.  "

When a total cunt arrives for the night when i was coming over for the night also and fucks up any plans.

" I have one friend who constantly bails on plans. It's usually more surprising when he actually shows up somewhere he has said he will be."

When my friends and I go to my one friends house and he goes to bed at 1 am and wakes up at 11am and starts playing his drums to wake us up. We stay in his pool till 3am and then dick around until like 5am. He is probably the worst host ever. But he has a hot sister!!!