i used to be uber fasinated by Dinosaurs, so i drew alot of them, some are pretty good too. If i can find my old scrapbook ill post em, i also have alot of stories i wrote in skool, most about the scaly feckers
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden.
She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.
He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
"When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden.
She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.
He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. "
lol Nothing gets worse that thisWhat A Shitty Logo!
Of all the London logo fan art they choose this because the government paid that £400,000 for it. And the first London promotion advert had to be taken down because it did something horrible to schizophrenics, made then have spazem or something. Black_Rose said:
lol Nothing gets worse that thisWhat A Shitty Logo!
Of all the London logo fan art they choose this because the government paid that £400,000 for it. And the first London promotion advert had to be taken down because it did something horrible to schizophrenics, made then have spazem or something. Black_Rose said:
"Digimon!"
Oh yeah I forgot what it was when I uploaded it. "
IMO it looks like two guys. Mr. London is getting oral from Mr. Olympic Rings.
lol Nothing gets worse that thisWhat A Shitty Logo!
Of all the London logo fan art they choose this because the government paid that £400,000 for it. And the first London promotion advert had to be taken down because it did something horrible to schizophrenics, made then have spazem or something. Black_Rose said:
"Digimon!"
Oh yeah I forgot what it was when I uploaded it. "
IMO it looks like two guys. Mr. London is getting oral from Mr. Olympic Rings."
lol Nothing gets worse that thisWhat A Shitty Logo!
Of all the London logo fan art they choose this because the government paid that £400,000 for it. And the first London promotion advert had to be taken down because it did something horrible to schizophrenics, made then have spazem or something. Black_Rose said:
"Digimon!"
Oh yeah I forgot what it was when I uploaded it. "
IMO it looks like two guys. Mr. London is getting oral from Mr. Olympic Rings."
"When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden.
She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.
He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. "
"i used to be uber fasinated by Dinosaurs, so i drew alot of them, some are pretty good too. If i can find my old scrapbook ill post em, i also have alot of stories i wrote in skool, most about the scaly feckers"
So you were one of thooose kids. Just kidding. Haha, how many kids aren't obsessed with dinosaurs? Jurassic Park!!!"
Yeah that movie made me become obsedded by dinosaurs.
I'm incredibly surprised no one has posted pictures from this same scene in Superbad into this thread. I guess maybe there aren't any out there, but I was expecting to be inundated with references to Jonah Hill's character.
I used to draw a lot of dinosaurs when I was a kid. But dinosaurs generally bored me, so I drew in a bunch of guns welded onto their bodies. I ended up creating names for hundreds of dinosaurs, all with guns and rocket launchers and knives attached to their appendages.
"I used to draw a lot of dinosaurs when I was a kid. But dinosaurs generally bored me, so I drew in a bunch of guns welded onto their bodies. I ended up creating names for hundreds of dinosaurs, all with guns and rocket launchers and knives attached to their appendages.
Oh, to be young. Gunosaurus Rex was awesome."
Man, what an imagination draw dinosaurs was the height of fun in my house. Tells you what a boring lif I had.
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