Tips for living like a homeless person?

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#51  Edited By AlianthaBerries
@RenMcKormack Who told you!
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#52  Edited By Dexter_Morgan_

Eat other homeless.

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#53  Edited By MikkaQ

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG: I live in Toronto which has a ridiculous amount of them, but it's not exactly hard to get used to. They're just there, and they are easy to ignore. Maybe it's because I've spent my entire life downtown, but it's hard to see them being that frustrating if they aren't exactly doing all that much.

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#54  Edited By iam3green

well, don't it will be bad.

homeless centers only keep people for a week or so.

you should go to grocery stores that have can, bottle returns and take the ones that people leave there for when the machines don't take them. i work at a grocery store and there are like 4 people who do it.

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@MikkaQ: Yeah I always go downtown so I should be used to them and I usually ignore them but when I really think about it, it just bothers me.  
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#56  Edited By renmckormack

@TwoArmed said:

@RenMcKormack: It's real and he got arrested a long time ago IIRC because one of the people he was harassing got hurt.

Well that is horrific. Is that in the US? Any idea where this guy is from?

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#57  Edited By zombie_bigdaddy

@egg said:

And is it a good idea to become one? I need the advice of users who have been homeless.

I have many questions like:

  • Will I get to do nothing all day or will my days be spent preoccupied begging and scavenging for money/food? If it's the latter then that sucks and it would kind of defeat the point of becoming homeless in the first place.
  • Will I bored all the time since I have nothing to do and can't play games?
  • Where will I sleep? Poop?
  • Is it true that homeless people get raped? Someone on another board said this.

Am I in over my head?

Also there was that one anime where a girl lived in a tent by herself for years. Maybe I can be a tent person, but should I be concerned over bears and rapists?

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#58  Edited By TheSouthernDandy

@egg said:

And is it a good idea to become one? I need the advice of users who have been homeless.

I have many questions like:

  • Will I get to do nothing all day or will my days be spent preoccupied begging and scavenging for money/food? If it's the latter then that sucks and it would kind of defeat the point of becoming homeless in the first place.
  • Will I bored all the time since I have nothing to do and can't play games?
  • Where will I sleep? Poop?
  • Is it true that homeless people get raped? Someone on another board said this.

Am I in over my head?

Also there was that one anime where a girl lived in a tent by herself for years. Maybe I can be a tent person, but should I be concerned over bears and rapists?

This is the best thing I've read ALL DAY.

My only piece of advice would be don't skimp on a bindle. A good quality bindle pays for itself.

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#59  Edited By Phatmac

Are you an idiot?

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#60  Edited By TheMasterDS

I've never raped a bear, but I imagine it rules.

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#61  Edited By piyakhan

Hello everyone,

great threads here.

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#62  Edited By connerthekewlkid
@Clonedzero I think I want my Money back
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#63  Edited By mrpandaman

The only question I have is why?

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#64  Edited By tim_the_corsair
@TheMasterDS

I've never raped a bear, but I imagine it rules.

In Soviet Russia, etc
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#65  Edited By egg

@GnomeonFire said:

@RockmanBionics said:

@ImmortalSaiyan said:

what anime was that?

Fruits Basket I think.

I was thinking Arakawa Under the Bridge

Fruits Basket was correct

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#66  Edited By napalm

Obvious troll is so stupidly, painfully fucking obvious.

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#67  Edited By Justin258

I... what? Why? Why would anyone ever want to become homeless? You don't have a point to prove to anyone, including yourself, so... why? Unless your head isn't screwed on right or something?

@Napalm said:

Obvious troll is so stupidly, painfully fucking obvious.

Yeah... yeah, must be that. I hope it's that.

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#68  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

If you see the police, run!... I hate humanity.

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#69  Edited By bill

commit a crime and land in prison. all of us in the states will be paying for your food and shelter

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#71  Edited By SeriouslyNow

I think I know someone who can give you some appropriate advice.

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#72  Edited By Vinny_Says

@BraveToaster said:

Did she use leaves as a tampon substitute?

These are the important questions.....

I think this is a great idea, you'll have plenty of practice for the coming apocalypse, unlike us idiots sitting at our computers.

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#73  Edited By Stete

Don't be afraid, be a hobo, then the world will be your internet.

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#74  Edited By egg

@bill said:

commit a crime and land in prison. all of us in the states will be paying for your food and shelter

But US prisons are terrible. I was under the impression that it was better to be homeless.

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#75  Edited By davidwitten22

I'm not sure if homelessness is your correct life path.

I had a punchline but erased it because it was inappropriate. Don't become homeless on purpose please.

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#76  Edited By sevenLiter

If you want that complete old-timey hobo experience go read Jack London's The Road. That's your handbook for going MGS on some train conductors.

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#77  Edited By dillonwerner

Tips

  1. Don't be a homeless person
  2. Refer to rule 1
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#78  Edited By Gringus

I had a couple of friends who were home bums up in Chicago. They made 150$ a day begging. Too bad it all went towards heroin LOL.

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#79  Edited By stonepawfox

@GnomeonFire:

you can also go there if you like to preach about the end of the world due to the gays and women's rights in the middle of a college campus

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#80  Edited By BrainSonata

Are people giving genuine advice? Is this not a joke? Am I dreaming?

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#81  Edited By Cretaceous_Bob

ALWAYS FEAR BEARS AND RAPISTS.

IF I CAN TEACH YOU ONE THING, CHILD, LET IT BE THAT.

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#82  Edited By WalkerTR77

Defeat the point of being homeless? I think the point of being homeless is not having a home.

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#83  Edited By ItBeStefYo

@egg said: Homeless people get RAPED?! Who the hell by? I hope becoming homeless isnt some hipster trend, I have noticed some more cleaned up homeless people about.

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#84  Edited By crazyleaves

ROCK!

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Move to Austin

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#86  Edited By Jimbo
  1. Don't have access to a home.
  2. Stink of piss.
  3. Uhhh.... find a stray dog for company?
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#87  Edited By doomguy77

Not sure if troll or very stupid, etc.

As far as the topic, assuming it's real, don't become homeless. You'd be homeless. How is this a question?

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#88  Edited By egg

@Jimbo said:

  1. Don't have access to a home.
  2. Stink of piss.
  3. Uhhh.... find a stray dog for company?

If I become homeless and find a dog, is there a risk of the dog having babies? I don't want to be the friend of a dog that pregs a bitch, I think that would get me depressed, plus the dog might still follow me around afterwards even though I don't want to have anything to do with him anymore.

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#89  Edited By DoctorWelch

the only way "being homeless" would work out to be a good thing is if you have all the survival skills to live out in the middle of fuck all no where. And if that's the kind of thing you're into, than maybe that's the right thing to do for you, who knows. I would say it would probably be a better idea to try to save up as much money as you can over the next 5 years or so and then just move out somewhere that's super cheap to live.

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#90  Edited By egg

I had a weird idea. Maybe I'd go through the city and find homeless people. Maybe some of them will answer some questions after I give them money.