As happens when working and nothing is going on, some friends and I began having a discussion on what animal (currently living) we would fight to the death. The catch? Our death. Yup, what animal would we choose to fight if we had to die by animal fight. Conditions began being made as we talked, liked the living animal only one. Here they are: you only have your fists; the fight has to be a good fight (ie. bear would most likely take you out to fast); and swarms of something do not count because what ultimately occurs is flailing and not fighting. Most water creatures went out the door because we thought it was to boring to fight in water. In the end, I chose to fight a wolf. I think it would be great for everyone watching, and I think I could make it last a little while before he took me down. Also, wolfs are badass, so I do not mind being taken out by one.
So, what is your animal?
I would like to add that I am not trying to say fighting animals is cool; this is simply a hypothetical kind of thing.
As happens when working and nothing is going on, some friends and I began having a discussion on what animal (currently living) we would fight to the death. The catch? Our death. Yup, what animal would we choose to fight if we had to die by animal fight. Conditions began being made as we talked, liked the living animal only one. Here they are: you only have your fists; the fight has to be a good fight (ie. bear would most likely take you out to fast); and swarms of something do not count because what ultimately occurs is flailing and not fighting. Most water creatures went out the door because we thought it was to boring to fight in water. In the end, I chose to fight a wolf. I think it would be great for everyone watching, and I think I could make it last a little while before he took me down. Also, wolfs are badass, so I do not mind being taken out by one.
So, what is your animal?
I would like to add that I am not trying to say fighting animals is cool; this is simply a hypothetical kind of thing.
Either a Komodo Dragon, a Crocodile, or a Shark. If I'm going to get killed off, I damn well better be devoured during the battle in a bloody spectacle.
A panda bear. I know the bears are mentioned above as being out of the picture, but here's my rationale: pandas are lazy and passive. I'm pretty sure I could work in a few body jabs before he got agitated enough to start making swipes. Also, I might be able to snap off some bamboo mid fight and use it as a bo-staff.
Apparently some spiders have a poison that just dissolves you from the inside out, and the nerves are the first to go. So that's one way. Not a terribly fun death to watch happening I imagine. There's also a pufferfish that has a pioson that can render you seemingly dead to the naked eye only to be revived later as a "zombie" that does the bidding of a voodoo priest. So there's that.
" A bear. He would be like, oh hai *SMACK Then he'd drag me all the way back to his cave while I'm bleeding heavily and in shock. Then he'd eat me... Fun times. "
If I had too, I take on a baboon. I think I'd be able to last a short duration, while putting a few dents in during the scrap, but ultimately I'd get my ass handed to me.
Snake as thick as a bazooka. Any thicker and it would squeeze the juices out of my body like a kid playing with toot hpaste. I wanna get headbutted to death by that sucker. @ryanwho said:
" Apparently some spiders have a poison that just dissolves you from the inside out, and the nerves are the first to go. So that's one way.
Saw this program about a snake venom that jellifies your blood. They put a drop in a wine glass, turned the thing upside down and out popped a wine cube of scariness.
P.S Snakes give me the horn. Also Mongeese. Go suck a bible.
" A pack of them wild dogs. I like the idea of my corpse being drug back to their lair to be fed to their adorable little puppies. ...a nice family meal. "
@ryoma122: You must have confused the singular term wolf with the term wolf pack. Hence, I would fight a wolf but not a wolf pack; you have that power of choice in this hypothetical question. :) But really, slug would kill you dead with its secret arts.
@zudthespud: That, and they like to tear your genitals off first as a means of domination. ...Notice I typed YOUR (supermike6's) genitals as I'll not be fighting one.
" @zudthespud: That, and they like to tear your genitals off first as a means of domination. ...Notice I typed YOUR (supermike6's) genitals as I'll not be fighting one. "
I quickly ruled these guys out for that very same reason. Sure, you are supposed to lose, but that is just no way to go.
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