I got him Phantom Hour Glass last year, I'm not sure what to do this year. It seems like he has the games that are worth having on the DS and PSP and the rest are either inappropriate for his age or probably too difficult. Something like Radiant Historia would be too complicated right? Any recommendations? Maybe something that's not a game?
What can I get a 10 year old boy for his birthday?
I'm his brother.@Video_Game_King: I know you're joking, but that cover art would have been prime fap-fodder when I discovered myself.
How are you related to him? Is it the kind of thing where getting him Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness for him would be an issue?
@Vinny_Says said:
He has 2/3.get him a soccer ball or a basketball ball or a football ball.
@Toxeia said:
@Video_Game_King: I know you're joking, but that cover art would have been prime fap-fodder when I discovered myself. (edit: still is)
Are you saying you jerk it to fourteen year old girls?
@H2Oyea said:
I got him Phantom Hour Glass last year, I'm not sure what to do this year. It seems like he has the games that are worth having on the DS and PSP and the rest are either inappropriate for his age or probably too difficult. Something like Radiant Historia would be too complicated right? Any recommendations? Maybe something that's not a game?
I was 8 when i played Zelda: OoT. You are underestimating him.
@Video_Game_King: They're legal now. I'm pretty sure it's ok.
If you've considered buying him video games I assume you've moved out of your parents - or you'd just share your games with him. Anytime I've got to think of a gift and seriously can't come up with anything I make fresh home made donuts and deliver them to their house in the morning when I know they've just woken up and are about to have breakfast. I know this because I watch people... in their sleep.
What else is he into, and do you have a spending limit? Maybe he's into Lego or some fiction that Lego has a set for?
Depends what you think is inappropriate. You don't want blood? Gore? Language? Nudity? We need more info before we can answer
@BestUsernameEver said:
@Aronman789 said:
@Suedehead said:
A prostitute.
FUCK
You alright?
Yeah, yeah... I'm just not good at dealing with being beaten to the punch.
de Blob 2 on DS is a game you may of overlooked. Won't blow you away but is a simple enjoyable platformer with quirky sound effect each time you colour something in.
@Toxeia:
Well, your post said that you'd jerk it to the cover art, not necessarily the girls today. Regardless, I doubt this is satisfactory fapping material. They'd look more at home on a "faces of meth" type of thing.
@Aronman789 said:
@BestUsernameEver said:
@Aronman789 said:
@Suedehead said:
A prostitute.
FUCK
You alright?
Yeah, yeah... I'm just not good at dealing with being beaten to the punch.
I know how it feels.
@Toxeia said:
@Video_Game_King: They're legal now. I'm pretty sure it's ok.
If you've considered buying him video games I assume you've moved out of your parents - or you'd just share your games with him. Anytime I've got to think of a gift and seriously can't come up with anything I make fresh home made donuts and deliver them to their house in the morning when I know they've just woken up and are about to have breakfast. I know this because I watch people... in their sleep.
What else is he into, and do you have a spending limit? Maybe he's into Lego or some fiction that Lego has a set for?
Its never not ok (legally, its still creepy as shit) to fap to a 13 year old. but its just not legal to possess, distribute or create child porn.
@Dagbiker: It means he's attracted to children, which isn't OK, doesn't matter how old they are now.
@Suedehead said:
A prostitute.
Male or female? This choice will be a major factor for the rest of his life.
To answer the OP's question seriously: Kirby's Epic Yarn.
a box of condoms, a wink, and a smile ;)
on the real get him some cool books or something. i woulda ate that shit up at 10 yrs old
@BestUsernameEver said:
@Dagbiker: It means he's attracted to children, which isn't OK, doesn't matter how old they are now.
Im not going to get into an argument about it being wrong to be attracted to young children ( It isn't, its wrong to act on it ) but i believe i mentioned, and was speaking Legally.
Buy him a DVD Player. A broken DVD player. Put a game he'd be really into inside of it and give it to him. Be all depressed like "I didn't know what to get you" and when he plugs it in MOTHERFUCKING HALOOOOOOOO HALOOOOO OH MY GOD BEST BROTHER EVER IT'S HALOOOOOOOO HALLLOOOOOOOO HALOOOOOOO
No, but I doubt he'll get through that game. There are so many gameplay mechanics to learn and the difficulty level is pretty high.does he have The World Ends With You?
@Sackmanjones said:
Yes, none of those things.Depends what you think is inappropriate. You don't want blood? Gore? Language? Nudity? We need more info before we can answer
He's not 13 yet, but you know it's never too early to start teaching him important life lessons. Trust me, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
@Dagbiker said:
Harvest Moon DS. Teach him about life on the farm.
Yeah there are no laws on the farm! Or at least that's what you'd like to think. (Don't worry, I know what I'm talking about, I've seen your profile images).
@Toxeia said:
@Video_Game_King: I know you're joking, but that cover art would have been prime fap-fodder when I discovered myself. (edit: still is)
How are you related to him? Is it the kind of thing where getting him Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness for him would be an issue?
@H2Oyea: I am seriously warning you not to give this person any more information regarding the '10 year old boy' you made this topic about. This thread should be locked, pending further investigations, and any evidence should be passed on to the appropriate authorities
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