Choosing to trap your friend or partner on a deserted island just to make it a little more bearable for you seems like kind of a jerk move. I would take somebody shitty like James Corden, and then kill myself.
I've been thinking about it and I change my answer to Vinny, think he would be fun to hangout with him on an island, he will be cracking jokes and such, it would be great!
I would want to be stuck on an island with a hot-ass genie lady who was horny, most importantly, just for me and was able to grant an endless number of wishes. Like the wish "I want off this island, to be filthy rich, and for you (aimed at the genie) to be perpetually sexy."
Probably the hippy. Probably has a good knowledge of things needed to survive without the aid of a modern governmental system... Things such as edible plants and herbs, hallucinogenic fungi and hopefully basic structure building and re-inforcement. That and they'd probably be a decent conversation partner. With nothing left to do but survive and ponder the mysteries of the universe for the rest of our days, between me, the hippy and the island's plentiful stocks of psychotropic flora and fauna, we could make a lot of headway into such things. I'd probably write a lot of books and draw pictures of our visions in hope that someone would one day stumble upon them and find some use in them, or at least get a giggle out of them.
My initial thought was romantic partner...you know, for the sex and stuff. But, then I realized that if said romantic partner were to get pregnant, we would be up shit creek! So, now I'm thinking a world class chef might be my best bet. They could whip up a variety of awesome meals out of local ingredients (God knows I love to eat). Plus, if the cook is a member of the opposite sex and half decent looking, I'm sure we can think of some form of after-dinner entertainment. That's right...charades! ;)
chuck norris! he could pull the rest of the world to the island and it wouldn't be a deserted island any more :)
No he wouldn't. He'd spend the whole time trying to convert you into his sort of extremist fundamentalist Christian who believes the earth is 8 weeks old & was made in 37.5 minutes, with god taking the rest of the week off, or whatever it is creationists believe in. And then when that would get boring you'd naturally want to tell him to just shut the fuck up. And then he'd hit you.
Chuck Norris would be a terrible idea, & not solely because that meme is ancient.
I chose survival expert simply because I wouldn't want my wife to be resigned to the same awful fate as me. She should have a chance to live her life to the fullest, even if that means that it's without me.
I chose friends, but for me, it's a tossup between friends or a celebrity. My ideal celebrity would be Jackie Chan because he's my favorite actor. He could teach me kung fu, while we learned how to survive.
I say romantic partner of course (you know because of sex) what's there to do on a deserted island? ... why would you want to bring your best friend? to talk.
I give you 2 days and you'll want to murder eachother.
This man knows what's up. I don't care how much of besties you are, you'll get bored of each other the second day. At least with your romantic partner, you could always fuck. And that's never boring.
Anyway, I am lucky in this poll since the love of my life is also my best friend.
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