Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Is there a way to answer this that's actully funny, go for it!

To find out why it's funny to say "why did the chicken cross the road".

To get to the Cancer clinic... because the chicken has cancer

Because that's where he'd buried the treasure and he needed to mark it on the map.

Because Mathew Rorie made some pretty aggressive remarks about it and he was desperate for help.

He was following the local rugby team. To your mum's house.

To get a back-street abortion.

Because his wife was kidnapped all the way over there, and saving her was also the only thing that could stop the chinese from taking over Mars.
 
He might also have seen the shimmer of a penny in the gutter.

It didn't want to get choked.

To get to the other side.

To get to the other side.

Because the crossover cable was too short.

To escape the zombie apocalypse. OF course chickens, being incredibly stupid, do not realize that roads don't stop zombies.

To lock a stupid thread.

To escape the zombie apocalypse. OF course chickens, being incredibly stupid, do not realize that roads don't stop zombies.

to get to the chicks;)

He just got finished playing Frogger. I blame video games.

because that bitch owes him money

Suicidal.

That joke is clever as fuck when you realize what it actually means.

To avoid Duke Nukem...you know, cause he is a dick.

To get away from this thread.

To get from the left to the right.

To get out of this thread before it is locked and the chicken is trapped inside.

 
To get to the club and dance, because the chicken likes to dance.

That joke is clever as fuck when you realize what it actually means.

@Three0neFive said:

That joke is clever as fuck when you realize what it actually means.

Oh? enlighten me!

To get back.

That joke is clever as fuck when you realize what it actually means.

@Three0neFive: @Pinworm45:  I must be having a blond moment because i don't get the brilliance in that.. "Why did the chicken cross the road" = "Why did the chicken die / move on to the afterlife" ? That's silly

@Ahmad_Metallic said:

@Three0neFive: @Pinworm45:  I must be having a blond moment because i don't get the brilliance in that.. "Why did the chicken cross the road" = "Why did the chicken die / move on to the afterlife" ? That's silly

Yeah, I don't see what makes it clever either.

To go wreck some foos what stole his shit and tried to hype down his epic rep YO BEAST!

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"the other side" refers to the afterlife

because that bitch owes him money

The chicken had no other choice. The road was the journey of life, and when the chicken crossed, it crossed over to death. The reason the chicken crossed the road was because it was the only thing it could do. 

Because Adam Sandler is playing 2 parts in his new movie. And one of them isn't a guy.

To get to the Cancer clinic... because the chicken has cancer

Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the road let the chicken cross it?

@Ahmad_Metallic said:

@Three0neFive said:

That joke is clever as fuck when you realize what it actually means.

Oh? enlighten me!

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"the other side" refers to the afterlife

Well this thread has managed to blow my mind. I feel so stupid for not understanding earlier.

@Ahmad_Metallic said:

@Three0neFive said:

That joke is clever as fuck when you realize what it actually means.

Oh? enlighten me!

SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

"the other side" refers to the afterlife