World's Heaviest Man to Get Married

World's heaviest man will marry his long-time girlfriend later this month in Mexico. The groom weighs nearly 700 pounds and is confined to a bed.

Yea I was there, crashed the wedding. The buffet was awesome!

no but really good for them, he ate the cake with the stripper inside so it was an issue

no but really good for them, I'm serious

lol!

How did you guys get a pic of me and girlfriend? I wasn't even wearing a shirt!

u go man!! He is my hero!

That's pretty cool. good for him.

Pretty sure I read in Guinness Book of World Records that the heaviest man in the world was over 1,000 pounds.

Anyway, that's nice.

That's what I call lucky.

Good for him. Definitely wish him luck in the future.

Now fat people have no excuses to get girls. OH SHI-

hehe, saw this on the discovery channel.

Hmm too bad.

How? I ask you, how?

I saw a documentary of him once. The girl is his hairdresser i believe.

How do you even allow yourself to become that fat? Unless this guy has some kind of disorder or disease or something, I have no sympathy for him.

"How do you even allow yourself to become that fat? Unless this guy has some kind of disorder or disease or something, I have no sympathy for him."

I should be feeling pretty bad right now. Here I am, getting a college education, eating healthy, working for decent pay, running marathons, and have never had a girlfriend. Some guy whose greatest accomplishment is having his own field of gravity? Yeah, he's got a girlfriend, and they're getting married.

Oh! Dayum! O.O

BoG said:

"I should be feeling pretty bad right now. Here I am, getting a college education, eating healthy, working for decent pay, running marathons, and have never had a girlfriend. Some guy whose greatest accomplishment is having his own field of gravity? Yeah, he's got a girlfriend, and they're getting married.

Excuse me while I cry my self to sleep.

"

"I should be feeling pretty bad right now. Here I am, getting a college education, eating healthy, working for decent pay, running marathons, and have never had a girlfriend. Some guy whose greatest accomplishment is having his own field of gravity? Yeah, he's got a girlfriend, and they're getting married.

Excuse me while I cry my self to sleep.

"

"BoG said:

"I should be feeling pretty bad right now. Here I am, getting a college education, eating healthy, working for decent pay, running marathons, and have never had a girlfriend. Some guy whose greatest accomplishment is having his own field of gravity? Yeah, he's got a girlfriend, and they're getting married.

Excuse me while I cry my self to sleep.

"

Hah.  Is that sorta like when someone such as Kurt Cobain kills himself?  I mean damn...if a rich rock star commits suicide, what hope is there for me?"

"in Mexico"

wow!!!!

"tonybeme said:

"in Mexico"

Supresa supresa!"

Wow, this is old.
Plus... which one is the girl? They both have breasts.

EDIT: On the wedding night she's gonna need mining equipment and a supply of oxygen to find that penis! If he ever tries to be on top, I'm pretty sure that counts as attempted murder.

"How do you even allow yourself to become that fat? Unless this guy has some kind of disorder or disease or something, I have no sympathy for him."

Imagine popping him out of your uterus.

"I should be feeling pretty bad right now. Here I am, getting a college education, eating healthy, working for decent pay, running marathons, and have never had a girlfriend. Some guy whose greatest accomplishment is having his own field of gravity? Yeah, he's got a girlfriend, and they're getting married.

Excuse me while I cry my self to sleep.

"

"I should be feeling pretty bad right now. Here I am, getting a college education, eating healthy, working for decent pay, running marathons, and have never had a girlfriend. Some guy whose greatest accomplishment is having his own field of gravity? Yeah, he's got a girlfriend, and they're getting married.

Excuse me while I cry my self to sleep.

"