Would you eat an unpeeled banana after it fell in a toilet?

FUCK NO.

Banana's are terrible before being chucked in a toilet.

Of course, can't just throw away nutritional value.

I'd devour that shit.

I mean...... If there wasn't shit in the toilet at time of banana-fall.................. maybe

@Demoskinos said:

I wouldn't eat a banana period. Awful awful fruit.

You sir need to travel back in time and figure out where you lost your taste-buds.

Also, no. Wtf?

@Demoskinos said:

I wouldn't eat a banana period. Awful awful fruit.

Have you ever had peanut butter and bannana toasties?

@RetroVirus said:

@BisonHero said:

Send this into MBMBaM.

Agreed.

Fuckin' thirded.

OP has probably eaten a banana from a toilet :|

only if it falls in a toilet that is still on display and was never fully assembled and used.

No, it's a fucking banana. It costs 30¢. Throw that shit away.

Oh man for some reason I thought unpeeled meant peeled. Like "I took off the peel, so I unpeeled it". Wow I need to sleep more. Uhhhh...I might eat it if I liked bananas. If the toilet was freshly cleaned and I washed the shit out of the banana (not literally). I could unpeel it and see if any of it was wet. If there were parts that were wet then I'd cut those parts out and eat the rest.

But if it was a toilet full of shit then no. Never.

There are very few things I would take out of the toilet after dropping it in there and none of them are edible.

Actually, I can't think of anything short of a $100 bill or my wallet that I would dig out of a toilet.

If it was a recently cleaned toilet and no one had done their business in it yet, I would consider it.

Years ago I smoked some weed that fell in the toilet so maybe? I do love bananas. Man I was such a fiend back in the day.

Last time I ate a Banana I almost threw up, so why not, at least this way it saves me a trip to the bathroom.

While it probably wouldn't hurt due to having to peel it first, the thought is gross and i wouldn't be able to eat it, no.  
Just the thought of it being that close to the toilet water makes me want to gag.

If there is no catch, then no.

Why not just take a new banana? What makes that specific banana so important?

@matti00 said:

@RetroVirus said:

@BisonHero said:

Send this into MBMBaM.

Agreed.

Fuckin' thirded.

I never seen that show before, but I did as you asked and submitted it. PM me if they pick it to do a show.

@BirdkeeperDan said:

@IzzyGraze: Now I'm confused. I thought OP meant a banana that had not been peeled. Now I'm not so sure now. An unpeeled banana could mean an banana you unpealed. A peeled banana could be a banana you peeled.

It is an unopened banana that has no breaks or openings in the protective sleeve.

I panicked and said yes. I hope I never drop a banana in the toilet and have to be true to my word.

@Ravenlight said:

If it's in the toilet, ever, it's a lost cause. Flush that it away.

How would you flush an unpeeled banana.

You should send a slightly reworded version of this to XKCD's What-If. Something along the lines of "Would it be hygienic to eat an unpeeled banana after it had fallen into a toilet?"

I'd peel it, slice it up and flambe that shit.

@Turambar said:

@Ravenlight said:

If it's in the toilet, ever, it's a lost cause. Flush that it away.

How would you flush an unpeeled banana.

The same way I flushed all of those boxes of cereal and bunches of grapes.

Man, I need to stop eating breakfast in the bathroom.

@TooWalrus said:

@Demoskinos: Fiber? I don't know, we never should have accepted a dinner party invitation to @crusader8463's house in the first place.

This made me laugh so hard.

No way. I have no shortage of bananas in my life. I won't shed a tear over one lost banana. The real question is why did I bring a banana into the bathroom?

Hell no

I'd rather take the turd floating right next to the banana and have that instead. Yum yum.

Nope. That would be awful.

The better use of it would be to shove it in a tailpipe.

No. I am not that strapped for cash that I couldn't just throw a single banana away. Also, my life is not a sitcom. This is not a situation I will ever have to deal with in my life.

No but I would stare at it, and then call somenone.... like I do with all the shit I don't wanna deal with it ... always ...

Is it a fresh toilet or a used one?

No!

I dislike bananas, but I'll take the bait. Yeah, sure why not? Peels are God's Ziplocs.

On second thought, nah I really don't like bananas. Make it an orange, and you've got a deal.

Who is answering yes to this?

I don't want no banana mouth.

Do you mean it has no peel or it is yet to be peeled? Either way no.

This thread has served a useful purpose though, it has made me realise that the word unpeeled is a fucking terrible word.

@Ramone said:

Do you mean it has no peel or it is yet to be peeled? Either way no.

This thread has served a useful purpose though, it has made me realise that the word unpeeled is a fucking terrible word.

yet to be peeled

What???!!!

first world problems

You might not have a choice. You don't know that banana's history. How do you know someone at the store didn't already take some into the bathroom and dunk them in the toilet?

First off, why are you eating or have food in the bathroom? Two, are so you hungry that you would do that? It's bad enough that there are people who don't know use a toilet. When some one eats something that fell in the toilet, humanity has no hope.

This poll is bananas!

From a toilet? Of course.

FROM A BLACK PERSON, NOW...

Maybe the toilet water could seep into the flesh of the fruit through the part of the stem that was snapped off the bunch...

Eat it with the skin on? Ew