You VS 6000 Spiders!? Who will win?

@BraveToaster said:

Set the house on fire. The town is saved.

I, too, would burn my house down, only it would be for far less selfless reasons. If I can't have my house, no one can! And fire is really pretty...

@ChadMasterFlash said:

I curl up in a ball and die. I'm scared shitless of spiders.

I would just have an insta heart attack at the sight of them.

Couldn't I just ask for a hundred dollar bill or something, buy a ton of bug bombs, then fumigate the hell out of the house? That seems like a much easier solution.

Like many have said I lose against those little garden spiders that sometimes get into my shower, so 6,000 big ones would destroy me. I'd hand that one item off to someone braver than I, then run like hell.

It'd be an epic battle for about 20 minutes before I befriend the spiders and we team up to rob banks and fight crime.

My item is one of those bug bomb things. Done.

@Zacagawea said:

Ugh, versus threads...

You VS 6000 versus threads!? Who will win?

@TEHMAXXORZ said:

@Zacagawea said:

Ugh, versus threads...

You VS 6000 versus threads!? Who will win?

...Is this AnimeVice?

I would have a heart attack.

There's only one way I'd be able to beat them, and that is if they happened to be weak against girlish shrieking and pissed pants.

@Ashcrack1087 said:

Dual Wield Hand Held Vacuum Cleaners while wearing leather so I can't get bit. Easiest versus of my life.

Yup. The only problem would be if that damn vacuum bag would be big enough.

Fire wins, I will burn down the city of Los Angeles to save myself from spiders.

@Jay444111 said:

You can get one free item from someone who feels bad enough about you to help you out enough just so they wouldn't have to go in, one free item but it has to not be something insane like a flamethrower.

Well then, that eliminates my choice. I'm fucking dead. Also, I find it very weird that it's only up to my family and I, I would think plausibly there'd be more to it.

Please leave this website. Forever.

@Subjugation said:

Sorry man, if 6000 spiders were in my house then it's their house now. They win. Keep it. I don't want it anymore. This thread made me think of the movie Arachnophobia.

Yeah totally! Isn't this the same plot from that movie? Save for the blowing up thing?

I can tell you the winner is totally not the first spider to bite me.

@Make_Me_Mad said:

Couldn't I just ask for a hundred dollar bill or something, buy a ton of bug bombs, then fumigate the hell out of the house? That seems like a much easier solution.

This. Nuke the place with bug bombs. It'll take forever to get the smell of it out of my stuff, but the spiders will be DEAD!

If you saw the Wolf spiders that wondered into my room on a nightly basis, I lose my man card every time I have to squash those suckers with a frying pan. Against 6000 of them? I would be a fucking pussy.

@teh_destroyer said:

If you saw the Wolf spiders that wondered into my room on a nightly basis, I lose my man card every time I have to squash those suckers with a frying pan. Against 6000 of them? I would be a fucking pussy.

Eww... damn those things are nasty!

@Kyreo said:

@Subjugation said:

Sorry man, if 6000 spiders were in my house then it's their house now. They win. Keep it. I don't want it anymore. This thread made me think of the movie Arachnophobia.

Yeah totally! Isn't this the same plot from that movie? Save for the blowing up thing?

I should mention that your things are uninsured because the local government thinks that all these spiders are YOUR fault thus you won't get any money when the government blows it up.

@NTM said:

@Jay444111 said:

You can get one free item from someone who feels bad enough about you to help you out enough just so they wouldn't have to go in, one free item but it has to not be something insane like a flamethrower.

Well then, that eliminates my choice. I'm fucking dead. Also, I find it very weird that it's only up to my family and I, I would think plausibly there'd be more to it.

Who in real life would you personally know to fight off 6000 angry big spiders? Also I don't think any government agency has the capability to help out in a situation like this so your on your own.

I may be alright, a got a couple rifles, a handgun and a shotgun.

Time to burn down my house

@Jay444111 said:

@teh_destroyer said:

If you saw the Wolf spiders that wondered into my room on a nightly basis, I lose my man card every time I have to squash those suckers with a frying pan. Against 6000 of them? I would be a fucking pussy.

Eww... damn those things are nasty!

@Kyreo said:

@Subjugation said:

Sorry man, if 6000 spiders were in my house then it's their house now. They win. Keep it. I don't want it anymore. This thread made me think of the movie Arachnophobia.

Yeah totally! Isn't this the same plot from that movie? Save for the blowing up thing?

I should mention that your things are uninsured because the local government thinks that all these spiders are YOUR fault thus you won't get any money when the government blows it up.

@NTM said:

@Jay444111 said:

You can get one free item from someone who feels bad enough about you to help you out enough just so they wouldn't have to go in, one free item but it has to not be something insane like a flamethrower.

Well then, that eliminates my choice. I'm fucking dead. Also, I find it very weird that it's only up to my family and I, I would think plausibly there'd be more to it.

Who in real life would you personally know to fight off 6000 angry big spiders? Also I don't think any government agency has the capability to help out in a situation like this so your on your own.

I think you're asking the question and hoping everyone comes back with the answer of "I can't, it'd be over". Even if I had a flamethrower, I would kill the spiders, but it'd burn down the house. I think the only answer it to get out of the house and that's all there is to it.

The spiders will, because they'll use their secret weapon against me and make me not want to kill them. 
 
This guy 

I'll definitely die or cry myself to death, I hate spiders and I'm very scared of them.

I would enlist the help of John Goodman.

If he isn't available I'm burning this place to the ground. No one would blame me because if 6000 spiders suddenly appear in my home it is obviously some portal to hell.

Burn the house to the ground.