Your Dream Job: big your self up

Imagen you where in an interview for your dream job and you had to say to your potential boss why you should have the job. 
 
what i want it for you guys to tell me what your dream job is and then you have to state why you should have that job(^_^) 
 

 3....2....1.... go (!_!) (^_^)

now its your turn (^_^)

I want to be a film director, because I believe I can do it better.

Work at Valve. Only two more years till I get my honors degree.

@TheDarkPrince:

My dream job would be voice acting for cartoons.  

I wanna be a rapper. Cause I would know how to better spend that ludicrous amount of money, well qualified as I am.

My dream CAREER would be to work with in the Gaming Industry. And I already do it!
 
At this moment in time I'm a games tester, but you've got to start somewhere, and there's a great big ladder for me to climb up to where I want to be! (Composing music for games).
 
@Some1:
 
The whole "being a tester is a really crap job", is a bit of a myth, but I totally understand where it comes from. I happen to really love my job. Not all testing jobs are working for lifeless, soulless publishers! And they're certainly not all "Sit in this cubicle, shut up and break this game", I speak from experience.

"my dream job is a guitar hero tester, "

My dream job is president of the United States of America. 
 
Or entertainment maker.

I want to work for either BAE Systems or Rolls Royce. Jet engines or Plane design. Working on UAV's at BAE sounds awesome just 2-3 years more of education first

Contract Killer.  Or criminal profiler (which is what I'm working toward right now). 
 
I would also love to return to acting. 
 
I do write music and fiction, so it would be great if those got released.

I wanna make books
 
Big ass books

" My dream job is president of the United States of America.  Or entertainment maker. "

Contract killer, mercenary, bodyguard. I'm good because I know krav maga and can fight, I am good with shooting, I can operate assault rifles, sentry removal and work in a team for tactics. (you know i'm not serious right?)
 

A computer job that I can work from home with a schedule of 6am-1pm, because I am really good at building computers, I have never owned a store bought one before.

I'd like to voice act. I think.

astronaut-rock star and smuggler.

SPACE TRUCKER.

Bum writer. :p

Professional ass-sitter.  Anyways, I would love to be a great 3D modeler.

" SPACE TRUCKER. "

I am already well on my way to my dream career in games programming. Onwards!

Batman.

selling crack to kids in elementary school. 

" I want to be a film director, because I believe I can do it better. "

quadrillionaire ruler of the world, who only works 10 minutes a month and gets paid 20,000 per second. and in those 10 minutes i have to decide what current event needs to be converted into a wet t-shirt contest  
 
"oh world war III broke out? NOT ANY MORE, WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!"

Special Boat Service :)

I want one of those jobs that I see on TV where the person obviously does nothing and gets paid good money to do it.

" @luce said:

" I wanna make books   

  Big ass books "  

Like, one of those big coffee table books? About asses? I'd buy that. "Asses of the World: An Artist's Collection". "

" I want one of those jobs that I see on TV where the person obviously does nothing and gets paid good money to do it. "

Working on becoming a writer right now, besides that I might wanna get into the piercing bizz, always loved em.

Being an Astronaut would be my dream job.

@Some1:  The whole "being a tester is a really crap job", is a bit of a myth, but I totally understand where it comes from. I happen to really love my job. Not all testing jobs are working for lifeless, soulless publishers! And they're certainly not all "Sit in this cubicle, shut up and break this game", I speak from experience. "

Being the best in the world of some obscure sport, like croquet or handball.

I've written since I was a tot, so I guess it'd be cool to become a published writer. 
 
But I'd really like to be a psychologist and actually make a difference in other people's lives.

i'd like to be a trashman 
 
i think i'm qualified for this job because i've got the heart. ever since i was a little kid, i've always wanted to be one of those people coming around to pick up everyone's trash. i may not be strong enough to lift very heavy objects and throw them into the truck, and i may not be a very good driver that could safely drive around a large heavy-load trash truck, but if i believe i can do something, then i will. i will be the greatest trash man you've ever seen.

I want to be Poseidon.

Infantry, musician, soccer player, game designer.

A self-employed artist.

I wanna be a chickin. Guess I can't so it'll have to be Game Programmer or Tester.

IN my town, we have been denied Bloomin' Onions due to Outback Steakhouse closing down and Chili's not making their imitation onion anymore. 
 
So my dream job is to start my own business selling Hot Wings and other sorts of appetizers. 
One of those appetizers would be a bloomin' onion. FINALLY bringing them back to my neck of the woods. 
 
I see success stories of people starting their own business on Travel Channel and Food Network and stuff, and i always say "I can do that too. i can be successful" 
 
Oh well, hopefully in the future when i have the money to start something. Start Small, Think Big.