The Official Freestyle Battle Thread

Read the fucking title 
Don't sit there in fucking idle 
Fuck Tapout, I'm gonna win this fucking rap Title 
So if you have the stones, then write your fucking own 
But in the zone, it's on, and you're all alone 
My rhymes hit low, like a meniscus, prettier than a hibiscus 
Fuck with me if you dare, but remember I'm fucking vicious.

Everybody too pussy? 
Or smart, don't want to push me? 

Jag kan bara freestyla på svenska
Och inte med mycket känsla
För jag är trött som satan
För några jävlar står och skriker ute på gatan
Nu går jag och lägger mig
För jag är trött, HEJ!

I'm so white, it's really quite a sight 
I suck at rapping but that's all right 
because this is just the net and no one gives a shit 
so ignore me while you imagine bustin beats. 
 
I fucking hate poetry, I don't get rap and I can't believe I just wrote this. 

Sure does smell like a vault in here

Why you gotta talk shit 
you want a rap battle, son, this is it 
you walk round with a big swagger 
But your mom, I just bagged her 
You think you the shit  
Your rhymes are a bad habit 
Gotta lose em fast 
Or I'll fry you like Nast 
but you ain't no Tweed 
You don't even register on your friends News Feed 

" Sure does smell like a vault in here "

What up Infamous? I like your rhymes I'll gladly join your thread 
My lyrics leave haters like John Marston, bodies filled with lead 
Shit son, we heating up, this thread is high-octane 
This rap shit is addicting, rhymes cooked like cocaine 
Take it in small doses, don't wanna slip like Heath Ledger  
Ya'll haters can't see me, you're blind like Helen Keller 

Ummmm, let's see here, how do I pay my dues?
The names RecSpec, spoutin' out some Gi' Bomb blues
Gonna kick you in the face and walk all over your mother
With a 'troller in the hand an a drink in the other.
Outperform me? 
That's a goddamn fallacy
Just get back to your life
before I make you my new wife

 A little something I wrote at work this summer.
 
  For Aiur baby and the Zealot rush, For Aiur Terran only think they're tough. For Aiur ya think the Zerg had enough? For Aiur come on show some Protoss love, 
This fire's for Aiur im walkin tight on a wire, think I rock the zerg bitch damn I call you a liar. Zeratul ain't no fool, these Protoss are the tool, My zealots come along and you'll be droppin a stool. I'm master of stealth, ain't no good for your health, when i drop this blade theres no noise from your mouth. I'm too divine and look you're outta time, now just sit back and enjoy this rhyme. 

For Aiur baby and the Zealot rush, For Aiur Terran only think they're tough. For Aiur ya think the Zerg had enough? For Aiur come on show some Protoss love, 
For Aiur baby and the Zealot rush, For Aiur Terran only think they're tough. For Aiur ya think the Zerg had enough? For Aiur come on show some Protoss love, 
 
Last verse, cliff too hard to traverse, use colossus, shit now im right in your turf. Uh oh here come the rays, you better start and pray, you might not see the sky for fuckin days.  
You still stay and fight, until a blinding light, then soon the mothership is in your sight. Now you gotta die here, while I crack the beer, So everyone knows this was for Aiur! 
 
For Aiur baby and the Zealot rush, For Aiur Terran only think they're tough. For Aiur ya think the Zerg had enough? For Aiur come on show some Protoss love, 
For Aiur baby and the Zealot rush, For Aiur Terran only think they're tough. For Aiur ya think the Zerg had enough? For Aiur come on show some Protoss love    

" @RecSpec:  I'll shoot your eye out with Red Ryder "

" What up Infamous? I like your rhymes I'll gladly join your thread My lyrics leave haters like John Marston, bodies filled with lead Shit son, we heating up, this thread is high-octane This rap shit is addicting, rhymes cooked like cocaine Take it in small doses, don't wanna slip like Heath Ledger  Ya'll haters can't see me, you're blind like Helen Keller  "

Uh, ye, yeah, ye, ye 
hmm ye, OKAY, OKAY, 
hm ye, OKAY OKAY 
ye, let's do this, 
ye, uh huh ye, ye ye 

"@No0b0rAmA:  I'm only going to rap for the rest of the day After that it's back to regular infamous, baby
  
 
 
I can't tell if you rapped that, or you just wrote that.
   Fucking qoute wont work.

" Uh, ye, yeah, ye, ye hmm ye, OKAY, OKAY, hm ye, OKAY OKAY ye, let's do this, ye, uh huh ye, ye ye  "

Let Gellrock lock it down like 1,2,3 
Tellin everyone here to come step to me 
I be Reppin hardcore, For the Great White North 
Look heres the first victim at my door
Says his rap, he has some rhymes 
But I got the shit that will break your spine 
he was stunned and amazed at the words I spit 
didn't even notice his chick on my dick

This shit is wak
needs to be hijacked
I'm on it like a heart attack
Get back 
Claude's in your house 
snappin' it like a dead mouse
Spoonin' my favorite trolls 
making them pay the tolls 
Don't fuck the Wii 
or you fuck with me
Words will rhyme
tears will fall
droppin' that dime
see y'all


Is that how you do it?

I'ma drop it like it's hot 
whether you ready or not 
put you right on the spot  
and make yo stupid rhymes stop 
 
you fuckers are done 
I've already won 
my score is one 
your score is none 

" This shit is wak needs to be hijacked I'm on it like a heart attack Get back  Claude's in your house  snappin' it like a dead mouseSpoonin' my favorite trolls  making them pay the tolls  Don't fuck the Wii  or you fuck with me Words will rhyme tears will fall droppin' that dimesee y'allIs that how you do it? "

TURN THAT SHIT UP 
 
Axxol's deep in this bitch yo, ready or not 
I get more muthafucking head than a Psychonaut 
I'm a killer, beast, ninja, soldier, pimp, a Don 
Leave your skull leakin', bloody red like a tampon
Hoes wanna blow me, your bitch is waiting in line 
You should fall back, like Vinny's receding hair line 
I put two in your chest, one in your dome 
And I'll send an explosive creeper to your Minecraft home 
Back the fuck off, don't test me like Norman 
Or I'll take you by surprise like I'm Dexter Morgan 
We got Freestyle Weekend here on the Giant Bomb 
And I put civilizations to shame when the mic's in my palm 

  @OverLord00:
Lookout. Ready? Shits about to get unstable 
Cause my names Kain, and yours must be Abel 
Fitting, I just created the first lyrical murder  
Sheep, yeah right, you're a fuckin dick herder     
OverLord, your fuckin Over, Lord 
grant me the power to own this whore 
Not talkin about god, that idea is whack 
It's Satan motherfucker who got my back  
Cut up your girl but let her live   
only long enough til you tasted my shiv 
Finished you off damn I got carried away 
Jack Thompson was right, this is what happens when you play GTA

lolwut

I like where this thread is going 
Almost as much as I like it when I be clutching  
Yo momma is my sex slave 
Yet I like it most when she misbehaves 
 
I wanna get crunk in the house 
But no girlies will take off their blouse  
Imma shoot this place up 
And I'm never gonna let up.

" TURN THAT SHIT UP  Axxol's deep in this bitch yo, ready or not I get more muthafucking head than a Psychonaut I'm a killer, beast, ninja, soldier, pimp, a Don Leave your skull leakin', bloody red like a tamponHoes wanna blow me, your bitch is waiting in line You should fall back, like Vinny's receding hair line I put two in your chest, one in your dome And I'll send an explosive creeper to your Minecraft home Back the fuck off, don't test me like Norman Or I'll take you by surprise like I'm Dexter Morgan We got Freestyle Weekend here on the Giant Bomb And I put civilizations to shame when the mic's in my palm  "

i guess i misread the caption 
wasn't quite expecting this rap action 
was expecting a tag thread 
since dj hero 2 soon drops like its dead 
maybe one or two fellas looking for a game 
or maybe my turntable skills are too tame 
so if any of you start that forum 
youll know i join them 
i'm lookin for someone to battle 
shake roll and rattle 
 so if your interested hit the reply 
please, dont be shy 
the game hits the 19th 
and another player, i really need to meet