#1 Edited by ZombiePie (5707 posts) -

Because they seem like a horrible scam seeing how they don't actually come with ice cream:

So yeah the deal is you sped about $3 for six chocolate flavored taco shells, with sprinkles, and chocolate sauce included, but you have to add in your own ice cream. It's the same deal for the "dessert nachos," in that they come with the chips and cinnamon flavored sauce, but no ice cream. Also I just want to go on record and say that I think those chocolate shells looks hideous, and unfortunately I couldn't find any pictures of the dessert nachos.

Oh and I should say that these aren't being sold in Taco Bell. Instead they are being sold at discount retail stores like Walmart and Target. Seeing how I don't really spend that much time in those sorts of stores I'm wondering if anyone has seen or tried these. Is this the next Oreo Dessert Pizza?

#2 Edited by OllyOxenFree (4976 posts) -

That Oreo Dessert Pizza is one of my guilty pleasures. Yes, I am a terrible person.

#3 Posted by Nightriff (5145 posts) -

Dessert pizza is fantastic but a dessert taco? No.

#4 Edited by Chaser324 (6648 posts) -

I'm not in favor of those kits or Oreo Pizza, but I'd fully support Taco Bell bringing back the Choco Taco to their menu.

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#5 Edited by Coafi (1490 posts) -

Chocolate sauce... Why does that sound so weird?

#6 Posted by ZombiePie (5707 posts) -

That Oreo Dessert Pizza is one of my guilty pleasures. Yes, I am a terrible person.

You know what? I feel the same way about Burger King's bacon milkshake...so yeah, I understand completely.

#7 Edited by AlexW00d (6302 posts) -

Who in their right mind buys that kind of shit?

#8 Posted by spraynardtatum (3208 posts) -

They don't even include the ice cream? Luckily I always carry a pint of vanilla ice cream with me where ever I go.

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#9 Posted by flippyandnod (398 posts) -

How do you get the ice cream in without breaking the shells? You'd have to own a soft serve machine.

#10 Edited by Captain_Felafel (1576 posts) -

It's a personal policy of mine never to eat anything with the word "kit" in it.

#11 Posted by CatsAkimbo (635 posts) -

I'm not sure how you would get ice cream inside the shell without breaking it, unless you really melted the ice cream -- and who wants melted ice cream?

#12 Posted by chiablo (951 posts) -

Why not just buy a box of Choco Tacos?

#13 Posted by ShaggE (6546 posts) -

It's a personal policy of mine never to eat anything with the word "kit" in it.

So no Skittles?

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#14 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1576 posts) -

@shagge said:

@captain_felafel said:

It's a personal policy of mine never to eat anything with the word "kit" in it.

So no Skittles?

You caught me, but only Sour Skittles!

#15 Posted by phantomzxro (1578 posts) -

I could see picking it up for a last minute party item but its seem better to just buy the stuff yourself if you want that.

#16 Posted by EpicSteve (6490 posts) -

'Murica

#17 Posted by WJist (314 posts) -

I.....would eat cinnamon nachos. Does Taco Bell still sell those cinatwists outside of kids' meals? Haven't seen them lately.

#18 Edited by oldenglishC (973 posts) -

The dessert taco market has already been cornered. How do you improve perfect?

#19 Posted by jdh5153 (1034 posts) -

This is what's wrong with America.

#20 Posted by ShaggE (6546 posts) -

@shagge said:

@captain_felafel said:

It's a personal policy of mine never to eat anything with the word "kit" in it.

So no Skittles?

You caught me, but only Sour Skittles!

There are other kinds? :P

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#21 Posted by oldenglishC (973 posts) -

@jdh5153 said:

This is what's wrong with America.

If deliciously fudgy desserts are wrong, I don't want to be right.

#22 Posted by laserbolts (5331 posts) -

@jdh5153 said:

This is what's wrong with America.

If deliciously fudgy desserts are wrong, I don't want to be right.

Amen brother.

#23 Edited by ProfessorEss (7450 posts) -

I'd totally hit that chocolate taco.

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#24 Posted by EXTomar (4839 posts) -

What is... How do they... What?

#25 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1576 posts) -

@shagge said:

@captain_felafel said:

@shagge said:

@captain_felafel said:

It's a personal policy of mine never to eat anything with the word "kit" in it.

So no Skittles?

You caught me, but only Sour Skittles!

There are other kinds? :P

So I've heard. I'm not convinced, myself.

#26 Posted by ProfessorEss (7450 posts) -

It's a personal policy of mine never to eat anything with the word "kit" in it.

What if it was a dessert felafel kit?

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#27 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1576 posts) -

@professoress said:

@captain_felafel said:

It's a personal policy of mine never to eat anything with the word "kit" in it.

What if it was a dessert felafel kit?

See, if you just said falafel kit, I'd be on board. But what in the holy hell is a dessert falafel?!

#28 Edited by ProfessorEss (7450 posts) -

@captain_felafel said:

@professoress said:

@captain_felafel said:

It's a personal policy of mine never to eat anything with the word "kit" in it.

What if it was a dessert felafel kit?

See, if you just said falafel kit, I'd be on board. But what in the holy hell is a dessert falafel?!

Replace chick peas with chocolate chips and spices with sugar and vanilla when you're making the balls? I dunno, yer the captain I assumed you'd know.

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#29 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1576 posts) -

@professoress said:

@captain_felafel said:

@professoress said:

@captain_felafel said:

It's a personal policy of mine never to eat anything with the word "kit" in it.

What if it was a dessert felafel kit?

See, if you just said falafel kit, I'd be on board. But what in the holy hell is a dessert falafel?!

Replace chick peas with chocolate chips and spices with sugar and vanilla when you're making the balls? I dunno, yer the captain I assumed you'd know.

I might have to voluntarily give up my rank and simply be Lieutenant Felafel from here on out because that sounds fantastic.

#30 Edited by Zauzazu (71 posts) -

I'd love to know what Jeff thinks about all this.

#31 Posted by e30bmw (356 posts) -

I don't see how that's a scam? Pretty clearly states that it doesn't come with ice cream.

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#33 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4233 posts) -

Oh Lawd..

#34 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1576 posts) -
#35 Edited by CreepyUncleBrad (173 posts) -

Will it still make me shit all kinds of horror after? If not that's not the Taco Bell I know.

#36 Posted by Hailinel (25179 posts) -

It's Taco Bell's test to see how much you truly hate yourself. The less your sense of self-worth, the more likely you are to buy ice cream specifically for the purpose of filling those stupid taco shells.

#37 Posted by Jeff (3626 posts) -

Something about this seems... wrong, somehow. You should try filling one with taco meat just to see how that goes.

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#38 Posted by tsutohiro (364 posts) -

50 cents for a chocolate taco shell, I dunno.

#39 Edited by BigJeffrey (5074 posts) -

I'd try it

#40 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4233 posts) -

@jeff: .. So, do you mean like taco meat AND ice cream, or just..

#41 Edited by tsutohiro (364 posts) -

"Yo Tico".

(pour one out)

#42 Edited by Brackynews (4090 posts) -
#43 Posted by TheHT (11507 posts) -

Ugh... I just... I just want an ice cream cake.