Since the "not going to be on the internet" deal I want everyone to think of the most gory most extreme death kratos will be able to do to someone. Heres mine. (Please dont ban me for this thread *crossing fingers*)

Cut open a dude stomach the take his intestines then run it down this throat then out his ass, then swing him around by the intestine coming out of his ass and thowing him into a statue's spear that perices though his mouth and just leaving him there to bleed to death.

Ok i might have done overboard but thats how this thread should go.

It's a good thing you're not part of the dev team.

He shoves a towel down their throat and when they start to digest it, he pulls the towel up along with their intestines.

I would rather he gutted somone, and then cut of their head.

FATALITY

Aww comeon people. Get more crative with your deaths lol. The towel was a good start.

I have a feeling the FBI is watching this thread to see if any ideas match up to recent serial kills...

He should be able to kill someone with his goatee somehow.

He force feeds them a spoonful of cinnamon.

I got another one.

Kartos chops of a guys legs with a double slash with the blades of chaos and while the enemy is standing on his stumps of a leg kratos starts spinning one of his blades at rediculous speeds and slowly moves the blade towards his head. As soon as it touches then it starts grind him down until it reaches this shoulder and its just brain and skull peices everywhere.

He gives some bad dude a slice of pie stuffed full of c4 (or the magic equivelant) and cuts them in half with a sword.

how 'bout he puts his hands around Zeus' head, says "i will end you" then pops his head like a gears of war headshot

Uh, stab them....who would take that much time to kill someone......seriously?

Head butt and the other guys head basically explodes from the awesomeness of Kratos' head.

I want to see Kratos bear-hug some dudes to death, causing rainbows to appear.

this thread will expose the crazies.