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    Halo: Reach

    Game » consists of 13 releases. Released Sep 14, 2010

    A prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved, chronicling one of the most cataclysmic events of the Halo Universe through the eyes of a squad of Spartan super-soldiers known as Noble Team. It is also the last game in the series developed by Bungie.

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    #1  Edited By cstrang

    Dear Tea-baggers,
     
    I don't really care if you tea bag me.  I won't get all hot-headed or huffy or start cursing into my mic.  I will, however, make a point to tea-bag you when I kill you.  When this happens, please don't be a poor sport and quit early like you guys have been doing.  Be mature about it.  Oh, wait...

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    #2  Edited By DharmaBum

    There is an art to corpse-humping. It should only be done when someone truly deserves it, otherwise the insult loses its effect.

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    #3  Edited By natetodamax

    I don't know why it makes me so angry, but it does. I've made it a habit of mine to switch to a different teammate as soon as I die so I don't have to witness these morons crouching up and down on my corpse like they own me or something. 

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    #4  Edited By turboman

    I thought this was going to be a note for the republican tea-party at first.

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    #5  Edited By ReyGitano

    This long into Reach... still haven't been Tea bagged... it's like I'm not even playing the same Halo anymore.

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    #6  Edited By Death_Unicorn

    This guy got the last kill of the game, and as the scoreboard came up he proceeded to teabag, and for the laughs I assassinated him before the game ended. Put a smile on my face.

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    #7  Edited By FCKSNAP

    Dear Republicans, 
    Don't put your balls in my face. 
     
    KTHX

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    #8  Edited By Azteck
    @SlashseveN303 said:
    " This long into Reach... still haven't been Tea bagged...
    Hasn't happened to me either.. if you don't count the friend who did it in firefight today. While I was alive. And he was invisible.
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    #9  Edited By BraveToaster

    It bothers you enough to make a thread about it.

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    #10  Edited By Hourai

    I like making people angry. So yeah. 

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    #11  Edited By Swick

    Gamers are a classy bunch.

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    #12  Edited By SethPhotopoulos

    The only time I have ever teabagged was in Bioshock 2... singleplayer never played multiplayer.

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    #13  Edited By GunnBjorn

    I'm a total Tea-Bagger! I Bag Tea like none other. Tea-Bagging is the ultimate way to sublimate my Incompetence and overall Loserdom.
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    #14  Edited By big_jon
    @Hourai said:

    "I like making people angry. So yeah.  "


    Than you`re probably  a shitty person.
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    #15  Edited By scarace360

    i only tea bag after someone has tea bagged me.

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    #16  Edited By rhacer63

    I think it's great that all those who enjoy rubbing their genitals on another guy's face are coming out of the closet. It's good to be proud of your sexuality.

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    #17  Edited By octaslash

    I only teabag or insult enemies when it gives my team a tactical advantage. For example:  in WoW's version of CTF, I could often make a flag carrier turn around and attack by /spitting on them.
     
    Stuff like isn't nearly as effective in Halo though. The most it will get you is a angry voice message.

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    #18  Edited By canucks23

    The only time i get somewhat annoyed from teabagging is when somebody does it when they didn't even kill you or didn't do anything skillful to kill you. Doesn't bother me to much though because i'm to busy winning to care most of the time.

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    #19  Edited By MrKlorox

    And here I was hoping this was an anti republican thread.

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    #20  Edited By jim_dandy

    Haven't been tea-bagged, nor have I tea-bagged anyone.
     
    Yet.

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    #21  Edited By nexas

    Tea-bagging has become infinitely more disturbing with the addition of female character models.

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    #22  Edited By Yummylee
    @Nexas said:
    " Tea-bagging has become infinitely more disturbing with the addition of female character models. "
    Depends on how you look at it.... I'MA SICK MAAAAAN! A SICK MAAAAAAN!!! But yeah, I found it pretty funny in SR2 as a taunt for my female characters.
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    #23  Edited By Eaxis

    In Russia tea bags you.
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    @cstrang said:
    " Dear Tea-baggers,  I don't really care if you tea bag me.  I won't get all hot-headed or huffy or start cursing into my mic.  I will, however, make a point to tea-bag you when I kill you.  When this happens, please don't be a poor sport and quit early like you guys have been doing.  Be mature about it.  Oh, wait... "
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    #25  Edited By MeierTheRed

    Always thought that tea bagging was a pathetic gesture, like wise the thing where you have punished a single opponent so much that when he finally gets you, he just empties his entire clip in your dead body.  
     
    But i haven't seen the tea bagging that much in these last 5 years, i noticed some douchebags have done it a few times in Bad Company 2, after they have been killed a couple of times in a row, but thats about it.

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    #26  Edited By Bennyishere

    Tea-bagging is so 2007.

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    #27  Edited By cstrang
    @SlashseveN303:  I played my FIRST Team Slayer match today and some one did it to me.  I then made him pay...
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    #28  Edited By DrPockets000

    I teabag the shit talkers.

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    #29  Edited By Alucard_N7
    @big_jon said:
    " @Hourai said:

    "I like making people angry. So yeah.  "

    Than you`re probably  a shitty person. "
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    #30  Edited By NekuSakuraba
    @Nexas said:
    " Tea-bagging has become infinitely more disturbing with the addition of female character models. "
    There were female models in Halo 3. =/
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    #31  Edited By nexas
    @NekuSakuraba said:

    " @Nexas said:

    " Tea-bagging has become infinitely more disturbing with the addition of female character models. "
    There were female models in Halo 3. =/ "
    There were female voices, but they were physically indistinguishable from the guys.
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    #32  Edited By NekuSakuraba
    @Nexas said:
    " @NekuSakuraba said:

    " @Nexas said:

    " Tea-bagging has become infinitely more disturbing with the addition of female character models. "
    There were female models in Halo 3. =/ "
    There were female voices, but they were physically indistinguishable from the guys. "
    Ahh, I see.
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    #33  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    Whenever I see anybody teabagging in that game it just seems sad more than anything.

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    #34  Edited By Skytylz
    @Azteck said:
    " @SlashseveN303 said:
    " This long into Reach... still haven't been Tea bagged...
    Hasn't happened to me either.. if you don't count the friend who did it in firefight today. While I was alive. And he was invisible. "
    I'm in the same boat.
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    #35  Edited By Cramsy
    @Lebensbaum said:
    " There is an art to corpse-humping. It should only be done when someone truly deserves it, otherwise the insult loses its effect. "
    I couldn't agree more my friend. Tea bagging people who were camping with a shotty around the corner is the best thing EVER. 
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    #36  Edited By wefwefasdf
    @big_jon said:
    " @Hourai said:

    "I like making people angry. So yeah.  "

    Than you`re probably  a shitty person. "
    Nah, it is rather hilarious how angry people get.
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    #37  Edited By danimal_furry

    It used to be called skull fucking. Just thought I'd throw that into the conversations.
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    #38  Edited By EightBitShik
    @natetodamax said:
    " I don't know why it makes me so angry, but it does. I've made it a habit of mine to switch to a different teammate as soon as I die so I don't have to witness these morons crouching up and down on my corpse like they own me or something.  "
    It makes me mad too... I only tea bag after I get tea bagged.
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    #39  Edited By Immuniity

    I only ever seem to get tea-bagged by bad players....correlation?

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    #40  Edited By DystopiaX
    @scarace360 said:
    " i only tea bag after someone has tea bagged me. "
    This. Even if they're surrounded by the rest of their team, they will be T-bagged. It's actually ended up hilariously where I've gotten exterminations in my effort to t-bag the asshole who bagged me first. 
     
    Funny thing is, they only bag me when I'm doing better than everyone else in the game and they're behind by like 9 kills.
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    #41  Edited By Jack268

    People quit when they get teabagged? fucking losers. If I bag-block I am entitled a free tea bag without any saltiness.

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    #42  Edited By thisisdell

    Tea bagging is fun.  I do it because it is in fact, funny as all hell.

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    #43  Edited By Lukeweizer

    I hope there's a daily challenge for "Ducking on a defeated opponent."

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    #44  Edited By ProfessorEss

    I never think to do it, but I still find it hilarious everytime I see it.

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    #45  Edited By killer_meatballs

    Been T bagged many times.  Doesn't bother me.  It cracks me up, actually.  I mean, cause it kinda silly/stupid.

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