Is the a Hell in your state/province?
I live in Utah, and there is actually a giant bubble at one point that wil disintegrate sinners. Dozens of people spontaneously combust here every year, it's just not widely reported. Next time you are in Utah, steer clear of Utah County. As I said, you may vaporize, and if you are just good enough to get in, you'll likely be assaulted by various companies named after prominent mormons trying to sell you something totally overpriced. Mormons love ripping each other off.
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