I'd like to pop in here and be all like FUCK NO THAT'S CRAZY, but I'm pretty sure I once had a dream where I was a taxi driver, and Jeff crawled into my cab with a bottle of hypnotiq and was wearing a lei.

@Witzig said:

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

This. Exactly this.

I had a dream in which Ryan died and Jeff was so angry about it that he pulled the plug on Giant Bomb. Worst nightmare conceivable.

I am still alive so either I haven't or I have really repressed it because if I have a dream about anybody on this site I will immediately commit suicide.

@SimplyTron said:

I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

This is really fucked up, but I laughed out loud the entire time I was reading it. Classic.

yes, we were both wearing luchador masks and wrestling.

Does falling asleep with the Bombcast on and hearing in my sleep count?

between these staff threads and yagami's musings, i think i'll take a break from the forums this weekend. ac revelations awaits!!

oh, i also once had a dream i was at a house party hosted by giantbomb and i accidentally broke their dreamcast and ryan was PISSED.

Yes and let me tell you,

that isn't a tail in my dream.

@Mr_Skeleton said:

Only about Vinny.

I once had I dream where me and Jeff were driving in a forest. There weren't any roads and we were going through bushes occasionally. The dream started with me driving but we switched several times. Nothing happened but he was hyper-serious. I did not know what was happening besides a feeling that I was just outside San Francisco. We did not talk much besides to switch. It was a bizarre dream. What does it mean?

I've had dreams about the whole GB crew. Granted they were after I fell asleep after watching a Quick Look or an episode of the Endurance Run.

Once I dreamt I had his job. He wasn't in that dream, he was somewhere else, because I had his job and got paid to play video games and say crap about them.

No.

@SimplyTron: This made me laugh and then i got depressed after I stopped laughing.

no but I did have a dream about going to a yard sale with Suda 51.

This gets my vote for thread of the year.

@Dany said:

Yes and let me tell you,

that isn't a tail in my dream.

In none of my dreams did Jeff ever have a striped penis. However the length, girth, and curvature were pretty accurate.

@louiedog said:

No, but I think I had a dream about his brother. Does he have a brother? All I know is that last night an angel came to me and called himself Hank Gerstmann. When I woke up there were delicious waffles in my kitchen. I believe in miracles now.

I now believe in miracles as well. Jeff Gerstmann has angel blood flowing through his veins.

No?  Maybe...  But I cant be for sure

Not just Jeff, but the whole crew. I dreamt i was in San Francisco and got a tour of the Whiskey Media offices. I met Jeff, Ryan, Vinny... Brad mysteriously was not there in my dream for some reason, but there was a picture of him instead of Shaq... They even invited me to film a Quick Look!

Needless to say it was gonna be a Kinect game....

then i woke up.

@chrismafuchris said:

I had one last night and it was so scary. I woke up in the morning feeling aberrantly violated, more so than usual, but as I thought about it, I began to object less and less to Jeff's intrudance into my subconscious.

i think jeff is the one that should feel violated

Has anyone ever told you that you're creepy as fuck?

After falling asleep listening to the bombcaste'. I was treated to a delightful dream with Jeff and Ryan.

At first I was laying in a chair playing WoW on my side. Jeff has a 360 controller and is casting healing spells on enemy players, while I try to win a BG( PvP match ). He is spending all my mana on them and I'm am very slowing getting up to stop him. I picture myself taking the controller from him over and over, but I am frozen in slow motion. Still laying in the chair. Half my body is very stiff and heavy. I try to talk to Jeff, who is now sitting on my legs, by thinking to myself in Ryan's voice.

Once I hear Ryan's voice in my head, as my own. Jeff looks right at me. Everything is still. I start to black out and then wake up gasping for air. Usually with a dry mouth and I now keep water by my bed.

The more I have the dream, the more I can see and do. If I die and dream forever...

We hung out and he told me to be less mad at my mom, then we hugged and both just looked at brad (that fucker)

No, but I had a really, really weird "sex" dream about Ryan posting some inappropriate videos on the site. Oh you, Ryan.

Yes, super fucking weird.  He killed my parents and then he adopted me because he felt bad. And there was this Roman style mansion he owned, but he was still dressed in a collared shirt and shorts. And Ryan was his mortal enemy.  And and ... yeah.

I consider Jeff a fictional character considering he's living out the dream we all wish we had.

No. But I had a dream last night that I took a bath without my contacts on and thus couldn't see anything well. When I got out I had millions of tiny green spiders on me. That was the end of the dream.

Fun.