Have You Ever Had A Dream About Jeff?

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#1 Posted by chrismafuchris (1088 posts) -

I had one last night and it was so scary. I woke up in the morning feeling aberrantly violated, more so than usual, but as I thought about it, I began to object less and less to Jeff's intrudance into my subconscious.

#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (35842 posts) -

I'm asking Jeff this question on Formspring.

#3 Posted by Witzig (326 posts) -

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

#4 Posted by blitzkriegblizzard (196 posts) -

Yes, all the time...

#5 Posted by oatz (1103 posts) -

No, but I had a really, really weird "sex" dream about Ryan posting some inappropriate videos on the site. Oh you, Ryan.

#6 Posted by FluffyZombeh (57 posts) -

I remember having one when I was younger, it didn't scare me, but I can't remember what it was about.

#7 Posted by dungbootle (2454 posts) -

Jeff is my guardian angel.

#8 Posted by Mijati (877 posts) -

I'm sure Jeff has appeared in a couple of my dreams at some point, along with a few other members of the Whiskey Media staff. When you watch their content and listen to them a lot it's to be expected really.

#9 Posted by Vexxan (4612 posts) -

No, I have not. 

#10 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2718 posts) -

Yes. 
 
It was Final Fantasy related.

#11 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5135 posts) -

Only about Vinny.

#12 Posted by MikkaQ (10264 posts) -

Nope.

#13 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8060 posts) -

I don't think so

#14 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

......

#15 Posted by bobafettjm (1396 posts) -

Can't say that I have. I also have this thing where I either never dream or just never remember them.

#16 Posted by louiedog (2333 posts) -

No, but I think I had a dream about his brother. Does he have a brother? All I know is that last night an angel came to me and called himself Hank Gerstmann. When I woke up there were delicious waffles in my kitchen. I believe in miracles now.

#17 Posted by NegativeCero (2973 posts) -

Creepy thread is creepy.

#18 Posted by benpicko (1985 posts) -

I had a dream where I was listening to This Is Only A Test at school. Damn you, OctoberKast!

#19 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4674 posts) -

Not that I remember at least.

#20 Posted by SSully (4118 posts) -

I had a dream with the whole giantbomb crew in it once, but I specifically remember Vinny.

#21 Posted by ABK_92 (176 posts) -

If I was to ever have a dream with a member of the giantbomb crew in it I guess it would probably be Vinny. He would probably be banging the girl of my dreams right in front of my face. DAMN YOU AND YOUR SEXINESS VINNY!!!

#22 Posted by Enns (357 posts) -

I can't really remember all of it but I had a messed up dream with Dave in it.

I was stuck in a ball pit trying to get out of it fast because I didn't want people to think I was weird.

It was one of those you move but don't get anywhere sort of things. At some point I see Dave in there only Jaba The Hutt style he even had some girls around him.

He calls me a creep and says to get the fuck out of the ball pit.

#23 Posted by Octaslash (476 posts) -

I've had a dream with Ryan and various other random people from the game industry. Honestly, it was the scariest dream I've ever had. I really thought I was going to die in some kind of Michael Bay/earthquake induced building collapse. The worst part was I had watched Hellraiser earlier and was terrified of getting tortured in some kind of masochist hell after I died in the dream.

Did this as soon as I woke up, screaming. 
#24 Posted by Metal_Mills (2980 posts) -

I once had a dream about a heavily tanned Mexican Ryan David with a mustache.

#25 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -

Every single night, I dream of Vinny.

#26 Posted by Simulacrum (462 posts) -

I once dreamed about playing resident evil 5 with Jeff and VInny.

#27 Posted by supermike6 (3530 posts) -

Jeff tried to invade my dreams to make me not like Dark Souls, but it didn't work.

#28 Posted by SpacePringles (22 posts) -

every night

#29 Posted by sofakingcool (353 posts) -

I had a dream years ago that I was getting drinks with the entire hotspot crew so Jeff, Ryan, Rich, Alex, and others were there. Good dream.

#30 Posted by oct_ONES (64 posts) -

I've fallen to sleep listening to the Bombcast many times and had the crew haunt my dreams. I can't remember any particular instances besides me just hanging out with the staff or sitting in on a podcast recording.

#31 Posted by phrosnite (3518 posts) -

I don't think so...

#32 Posted by TomA (2531 posts) -

No. But I did have one that involved briefly involved Vinny. Mr.Caravella, please get out of my mind.

#33 Posted by KevinK (198 posts) -

@Metal_Mills said:

I once had a dream about a heavily tanned Mexican Ryan David with a mustache.

Who's Ryan David?

Anyway. I dream a lot and almost every night. I had a dream where I was hanging out with Ryan Davis and we were just chilling playing video games and Jeff showed up and I was excited to meet him, but he was like not interested in me. :(

#34 Posted by 49th (2670 posts) -

I had a dream that I was on my bed with Jeff and a raccoon - he was killing it.

#35 Posted by SimplyTron (77 posts) -

I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

#36 Posted by laserbolts (5310 posts) -
@SimplyTron Good God.
#37 Posted by RE_Player1 (7545 posts) -

I had a dream once with the whole crew but I think that's because I fell asleep with the bombcast on loop.

#38 Posted by TheHBK (5458 posts) -

@SimplyTron said:

I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

Jesus.

#39 Posted by ThatFrood (3373 posts) -

D:

#40 Posted by SimplyTron (77 posts) -

@laserbolts It is why I hate the I love Mondays vids. The face he makes there, is the same one he made in the dream... just lust and longing for my supple and soft young body.

#41 Posted by ButtDiver (10 posts) -

No

#42 Posted by Khadyn (228 posts) -

@TheHBK said:

@SimplyTron said:

I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

Jesus.

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#43 Posted by Nodachie (77 posts) -

I usually have dreams of Dagon rising from the ocean, Nyarlathotep walking and shoggoth's devouring the great shivering city. Strangly enough, GaintBomb dub-step is playing through it all.

JEFF!!

#44 Posted by Beforet (2911 posts) -

No. I think you've been on the site a bit much.

#45 Posted by fetchfox (1217 posts) -

Had one with Vinny, Jeff and Ryan a long time ago, but don't remember what about... Maybe playing a game or talking about something, but nothing @SimplyTron crazy.

#46 Edited by Slaker117 (4835 posts) -

I fell asleep listening to the Screened-cast one time and had a dream in which I drove past Rorie sitting on a grass lawn with a sound mixer, recording a podcast by himself.

#47 Posted by benpicko (1985 posts) -

Yes. The dream took place at school.

#48 Posted by Scalec (71 posts) -

Nope no niet non nej

#49 Posted by HisDudeness (251 posts) -

No, but yesterday I had a dream in which I went to the theatre with two friends and Ricky Gervais

#50 Posted by Buscemi (1106 posts) -

Once I dreamed that Jeff was my dad and he gave me video games from his private stock.

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