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Jeff Gerstmann is co-founder of Giant Bomb and was Editor in Chief of GameSpot until his highly-publicized termination in 2007. He was at one time the highest-ranked NFL Blitz '99 player in the world, and has been a member of the bands "Midnight Brown," "Suburban All-Stars," and "Headboard."

Have You Ever Had A Dream About Jeff?

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#1 Posted by chrismafuchris (992 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I had one last night and it was so scary. I woke up in the morning feeling aberrantly violated, more so than usual, but as I thought about it, I began to object less and less to Jeff's intrudance into my subconscious.

#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (29335 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I'm asking Jeff this question on Formspring.

#3 Posted by Witzig (313 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

#4 Posted by blitzkriegblizzard (196 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

Yes, all the time...

#5 Posted by oatz (1103 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

No, but I had a really, really weird "sex" dream about Ryan posting some inappropriate videos on the site. Oh you, Ryan.

#6 Posted by FluffyZombeh (57 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I remember having one when I was younger, it didn't scare me, but I can't remember what it was about.

#7 Posted by dungbootle (2247 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

Jeff is my guardian angel.

#8 Posted by Mijati (766 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I'm sure Jeff has appeared in a couple of my dreams at some point, along with a few other members of the Whiskey Media staff. When you watch their content and listen to them a lot it's to be expected really.

#9 Posted by Vexxan (4553 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

No, I have not. 

#10 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2660 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

Yes. 
 
It was Final Fantasy related.

#11 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (4938 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

Only about Vinny.

#12 Posted by MikkaQ (9718 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

Nope.

#13 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I don't think so

#14 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

......

#15 Posted by bobafettjm (1009 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

Can't say that I have. I also have this thing where I either never dream or just never remember them.

#16 Posted by louiedog (2286 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

No, but I think I had a dream about his brother. Does he have a brother? All I know is that last night an angel came to me and called himself Hank Gerstmann. When I woke up there were delicious waffles in my kitchen. I believe in miracles now.

#17 Posted by NegativeCero (2497 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

Creepy thread is creepy.

#18 Posted by benpicko (1515 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I had a dream where I was listening to This Is Only A Test at school. Damn you, OctoberKast!

#19 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4186 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

Not that I remember at least.

#20 Posted by SSully (3795 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I had a dream with the whole giantbomb crew in it once, but I specifically remember Vinny.

#21 Posted by ABK_92 (176 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

If I was to ever have a dream with a member of the giantbomb crew in it I guess it would probably be Vinny. He would probably be banging the girl of my dreams right in front of my face. DAMN YOU AND YOUR SEXINESS VINNY!!!

#22 Posted by Enns (305 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I can't really remember all of it but I had a messed up dream with Dave in it.

I was stuck in a ball pit trying to get out of it fast because I didn't want people to think I was weird.

It was one of those you move but don't get anywhere sort of things. At some point I see Dave in there only Jaba The Hutt style he even had some girls around him.

He calls me a creep and says to get the fuck out of the ball pit.

#23 Posted by Octaslash (380 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I've had a dream with Ryan and various other random people from the game industry. Honestly, it was the scariest dream I've ever had. I really thought I was going to die in some kind of Michael Bay/earthquake induced building collapse. The worst part was I had watched Hellraiser earlier and was terrified of getting tortured in some kind of masochist hell after I died in the dream.

Did this as soon as I woke up, screaming. 
#24 Posted by Metal_Mills (2807 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I once had a dream about a heavily tanned Mexican Ryan David with a mustache.

#25 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

Every single night, I dream of Vinny.

#26 Posted by Simulacrum (462 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I once dreamed about playing resident evil 5 with Jeff and VInny.

#27 Posted by supermike6 (3502 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

Jeff tried to invade my dreams to make me not like Dark Souls, but it didn't work.

#28 Posted by SpacePringles (22 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

every night

#29 Posted by sofakingcool (345 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I had a dream years ago that I was getting drinks with the entire hotspot crew so Jeff, Ryan, Rich, Alex, and others were there. Good dream.

#30 Posted by oct_ONES (57 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I've fallen to sleep listening to the Bombcast many times and had the crew haunt my dreams. I can't remember any particular instances besides me just hanging out with the staff or sitting in on a podcast recording.

#31 Posted by phrosnite (3378 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

I don't think so...

#32 Posted by TomA (2524 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

No. But I did have one that involved briefly involved Vinny. Mr.Caravella, please get out of my mind.

#33 Posted by KevinK (183 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@Metal_Mills said:

I once had a dream about a heavily tanned Mexican Ryan David with a mustache.

Who's Ryan David?

Anyway. I dream a lot and almost every night. I had a dream where I was hanging out with Ryan Davis and we were just chilling playing video games and Jeff showed up and I was excited to meet him, but he was like not interested in me. :(

#34 Posted by 49th (1799 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

I had a dream that I was on my bed with Jeff and a raccoon - he was killing it.

#35 Posted by SimplyTron (67 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

#36 Posted by laserbolts (5130 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago
@SimplyTron Good God.
#37 Posted by msavo (7268 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

I had a dream once with the whole crew but I think that's because I fell asleep with the bombcast on loop.

#38 Posted by TheHBK (4884 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@SimplyTron said:

I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

Jesus.

#39 Posted by ThatFrood (3254 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

D:

#40 Posted by SimplyTron (67 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@laserbolts It is why I hate the I love Mondays vids. The face he makes there, is the same one he made in the dream... just lust and longing for my supple and soft young body.

#41 Posted by ButtDiver (10 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

No

#42 Posted by Khadyn (220 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@TheHBK said:

@SimplyTron said:

I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

Jesus.

.....

Congrats!!

You just won the most fucked up post of Giantbomb 2011!!

What's even better...I can't even comment on this cause it's just THAT fucked up!!

#43 Posted by Nodachie (73 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

I usually have dreams of Dagon rising from the ocean, Nyarlathotep walking and shoggoth's devouring the great shivering city. Strangly enough, GaintBomb dub-step is playing through it all.

JEFF!!

#44 Posted by Beforet (2633 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

No. I think you've been on the site a bit much.

#45 Posted by fetchfox (789 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Had one with Vinny, Jeff and Ryan a long time ago, but don't remember what about... Maybe playing a game or talking about something, but nothing @SimplyTron crazy.

#46 Edited by Slaker117 (4831 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

I fell asleep listening to the Screened-cast one time and had a dream in which I drove past Rorie sitting on a grass lawn with a sound mixer, recording a podcast by himself.

#47 Posted by benpicko (1515 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Yes. The dream took place at school.

#48 Posted by Scalec (71 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Nope no niet non nej

#49 Posted by HisDudeness (245 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

No, but yesterday I had a dream in which I went to the theatre with two friends and Ricky Gervais

#50 Posted by Buscemi (1106 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Once I dreamed that Jeff was my dad and he gave me video games from his private stock.

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