I had one last night and it was so scary. I woke up in the morning feeling aberrantly violated, more so than usual, but as I thought about it, I began to object less and less to Jeff's intrudance into my subconscious.
I had one last night and it was so scary. I woke up in the morning feeling aberrantly violated, more so than usual, but as I thought about it, I began to object less and less to Jeff's intrudance into my subconscious.
I'm asking Jeff this question on Formspring.
I remember having one when I was younger, it didn't scare me, but I can't remember what it was about.
Yes.
It was Final Fantasy related.
Can't say that I have. I also have this thing where I either never dream or just never remember them.
No, but I think I had a dream about his brother. Does he have a brother? All I know is that last night an angel came to me and called himself Hank Gerstmann. When I woke up there were delicious waffles in my kitchen. I believe in miracles now.
I can't really remember all of it but I had a messed up dream with Dave in it.
I was stuck in a ball pit trying to get out of it fast because I didn't want people to think I was weird.
It was one of those you move but don't get anywhere sort of things. At some point I see Dave in there only Jaba The Hutt style he even had some girls around him.
He calls me a creep and says to get the fuck out of the ball pit.
I've had a dream with Ryan and various other random people from the game industry. Honestly, it was the scariest dream I've ever had. I really thought I was going to die in some kind of Michael Bay/earthquake induced building collapse. The worst part was I had watched Hellraiser earlier and was terrified of getting tortured in some kind of masochist hell after I died in the dream.

I once had a dream about a heavily tanned Mexican Ryan David with a mustache.
Every single night, I dream of Vinny.
I once dreamed about playing resident evil 5 with Jeff and VInny.
Jeff tried to invade my dreams to make me not like Dark Souls, but it didn't work.
I had a dream years ago that I was getting drinks with the entire hotspot crew so Jeff, Ryan, Rich, Alex, and others were there. Good dream.
@Metal_Mills said:
I once had a dream about a heavily tanned Mexican Ryan David with a mustache.
Who's Ryan David?
Anyway. I dream a lot and almost every night. I had a dream where I was hanging out with Ryan Davis and we were just chilling playing video games and Jeff showed up and I was excited to meet him, but he was like not interested in me. :(
I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...
@SimplyTron said:
I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...
Jesus.
@laserbolts It is why I hate the I love Mondays vids. The face he makes there, is the same one he made in the dream... just lust and longing for my supple and soft young body.
@TheHBK said:
@SimplyTron said:
I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...Jesus.
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No, but yesterday I had a dream in which I went to the theatre with two friends and Ricky Gervais
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