Jeff's new facial hair.

#1 Posted by Vigorousjammer (2537 posts) -

Who else thinks it looks rad? 
 
I think he really pulls it off. 
Actually, he kind of looks like Ryan MacDonald now. 
 
I mean, he's not throwing up any of these:  

   
But he's still pulling off that Ryan MacDonald look.
#2 Posted by Brodehouse (10138 posts) -

Oh my God it's so good.

#3 Posted by Pr1mus (3952 posts) -

I came to the forums for some crazy, i am not disappointed.

#4 Posted by Brodehouse (10138 posts) -

He looks like he teaches Videogamology, which also makes that time Brad called him Professor Video Games even funnier.

#5 Posted by jking47 (1248 posts) -

I like his Goku hair style better

#6 Posted by Cube (4366 posts) -

I really like it, it adds personality. I look like a baby without facial hair.

#7 Posted by Vigorousjammer (2537 posts) -
@Brodehouse said:
He looks like he teaches Videogamology, which also makes that time Brad called him Professor Video Games even funnier.
Oh man, what if Jeff started wearing glasses, and that lab coat he wore that one time? 
That would literally be perfect with that beard.
#8 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4500 posts) -

I'm inclined to say that there was already a thread on this, but yeah...I really like it.

#9 Posted by FritzDude (2273 posts) -

I think he's more beautiful without much hair, but who am I to judge. Do what you think is best for yourself Jeff.

#10 Posted by Sayishere (1840 posts) -

Suits him, i always thought he couldnt actually grow one, i know he had a stache at one point.

#11 Posted by StarvingGamer (8560 posts) -

Does anyone else think it makes him look like an anthropomorphized hamster? Like he's a character from Arthur or something?

#12 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

It still needs time to grow, I'm starting to come around on it though.

#13 Posted by McGhee (6075 posts) -

#14 Posted by FengShuiGod (1492 posts) -

Jeff has transformed from man-child to gigolo before our eyes..

#15 Posted by TooWalrus (13258 posts) -

He looks like the kind of guy who would ask you to come over and help him move a bookshelf...

#16 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3925 posts) -

Facial Hair Jeff is dope. If he combined it with Dr. Tracksuit he'd be getting ladies for days.

#17 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

It looks kind of skeezy, actually. Like I'm expecting him to sell me real estate out of a van in the slums.

#18 Posted by pyromagnestir (4339 posts) -

He can grow better facial hair than I can. I'll give him that much.

#19 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4500 posts) -

@Hailinel said:

It looks kind of skeezy, actually. Like I'm expecting him to sell me real estate out of a van in the slums.

And that's why I love it.

#20 Posted by Getz (3159 posts) -

He should have just gone full beard. What he's got now is too large for a goatee. Every man looks better with a beard, that's my view.

#21 Posted by _Chad (960 posts) -

Patrick needs to learn how to grow facial hair, Brad, Vinny and Dave need their grizzled ass beards back, then they can start Giantbeard.com: a website about Videogame beards.

#22 Posted by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

He looks like a dirty Saiyan who sells bootleg dragon balls in the park.

#23 Posted by Morden2261 (280 posts) -

@McGhee said:

This is fantastic.

#24 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

Facial hair in 2013? lol

#25 Posted by Animasta (14730 posts) -

@_Chad said:

Patrick needs to learn how to grow facial hair, Brad, Vinny and Dave need their grizzled ass beards back, then they can start Giantbeard.com: a website about Videogame beards.

I don't think I could handle patrick with a beard

#26 Posted by TooWalrus (13258 posts) -

I actually shaved my beard recently. I don't know why, but for some reason the beard worship was starting to feel juvenile and I felt like it was time to grow the fuck up and be a god damned adult. I only quit shaving my face in the first place because I was getting lazy, anyway.

#27 Posted by CaptainObvious (3000 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse said:

Facial hair in 2013? lol

What's wrong with facial hair in 2013?

#28 Posted by Yummylee (22579 posts) -

For someone who can't grow facial hair, he can grow some pretty alright facial hair. He kinda looks like my Uncle now, too.

#29 Edited by I_smell (3925 posts) -

I think he looks like a straight up D-bag!
 
but w/e that's just like my opinion, man.

#30 Posted by Jackhole (390 posts) -
@CaptainObvious said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

Facial hair in 2013? lol

What's wrong with facial hair in 2013?

Facial hair is soooo TWO THOUSAND AND LATE
#31 Posted by Trilogy (2692 posts) -

@Jackhole said:

@CaptainObvious said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

Facial hair in 2013? lol

What's wrong with facial hair in 2013?

Facial hair is soooo TWO THOUSAND AND LATE

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

#32 Posted by CaLe (4056 posts) -

Mine is better but whatever. He can do what he wants. The people telling him to shave it off need to gtfo.

#33 Posted by zombiepenguin9 (529 posts) -

@TooWalrus said:

I actually shaved my beard recently. I don't know why, but for some reason the beard worship was starting to feel juvenile and I felt like it was time to grow the fuck up and be a god damned adult. I only quit shaving my face in the first place because I was getting lazy, anyway.

Beard worship is ridiculous, but growing facial hair is kind of an adult thing to do. If you keep it groomed, it's fine.

#34 Posted by Jackhole (390 posts) -
@Trilogy said:

@Jackhole said:

@CaptainObvious said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

Facial hair in 2013? lol

What's wrong with facial hair in 2013?

Facial hair is soooo TWO THOUSAND AND LATE

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

I know what you need  
#35 Edited by CptBedlam (4460 posts) -

His beard + the new hairstyle reminds me of a photoshapped picture of him (maybe it was a Syndicate thing). Anyone knows what picture I'm talking about? I can't find it. But yeah... apparently it is what Jeff is working towards now.

Found it:

#36 Posted by MHumphreys89 (724 posts) -

He looks all-grown-up now...in a non-pedophilic-newspaper-article sorta way.

#37 Posted by Nux (2427 posts) -

It looks good on him. I hope he keeps it for a while.

#38 Posted by Green_Incarnate (1791 posts) -

He's evil version of Jeff.

#39 Posted by Subjugation (4743 posts) -

I hope he keeps it.

#40 Posted by Morningstar (2242 posts) -

Who cares.

#41 Posted by LikeaSsur (1593 posts) -

He definitely can't pull it off like the rest of the crew can, but at least he can grow facial hair.

#42 Posted by Trilogy (2692 posts) -

@Jackhole said:

@Trilogy said:

@Jackhole said:

@CaptainObvious said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

Facial hair in 2013? lol

What's wrong with facial hair in 2013?

Facial hair is soooo TWO THOUSAND AND LATE

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

I know what you need

That is just uncouth sir! Show some decorum on these forums!

#43 Posted by EuanDewar (5104 posts) -

its funny cause im pretty sure this is the first time in his life he has ever had facial hair

#44 Posted by Vigorousjammer (2537 posts) -
@EuanDewar said:

its funny cause im pretty sure this is the first time in his life he has ever had facial hair

Well, besides that whole mustache stint a while ago. 
 
I always thought that mustache looked weird on him, but with the full goatee, it totally works.
#45 Posted by cyberfunk (147 posts) -

It looks like the assasins creed logo.

#46 Posted by EuanDewar (5104 posts) -

@Vigorousjammer said:

@EuanDewar said:

its funny cause im pretty sure this is the first time in his life he has ever had facial hair

Well, besides that whole mustache stint a while ago. I always thought that mustache looked weird on him, but with the full goatee, it totally works.

ikr almost as if that was the joke

#47 Posted by Ravenlight (8011 posts) -

Everybody looks good with some well-maintained facial hair. Jeff seems to really be owning the look, though.

I'm still hella disappointed Brad and Vinny fell off that train.

#48 Posted by zoozilla (984 posts) -

The more he looks like Nicolas Cage in Zandalee, the better.

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