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    Jeff Gerstmann

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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    R.I.P. Jeff Gerstmann

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    PartTimeNinja

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    #51  Edited By PartTimeNinja

    mmmm.... diabetic coma.

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    RHCPfan24

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    #52  Edited By RHCPfan24

    Wow, that looks great. Funny title. No wonder why it got so many views

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    Cerza

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    #53  Edited By Cerza

    the things I could mix that stuff with..... ooooh I want some!

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    #54  Edited By Gnat

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    #55  Edited By Mercator

    There is a flavor missing.

    Fire Cinnamon...it. is. terrible.

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    #56  Edited By TheJollyRajah

    OHH...

    This stuff would give me diarrhea. I think I'll pass.
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    Bulldog19892

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    #57  Edited By Bulldog19892

    JEFF GERSTMANN IS DEAD
    JEFF GERSTMANN IS DEAD
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    MrsIronNipples

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    #58  Edited By MrsIronNipples

    Where is Jeff when you need him.

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    #59  Edited By CaptainScarLeg
    Kush said:
    "It literally looks like liquid sugar."
    Sold! :D

    They almost look like melted down wine gums or something... no wait, nothing could be that amazing.
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    #60  Edited By LiquidPrince
    TheJollyRajah said:
    "OHH...
    This stuff would give me diarrhea. I think I'll pass.
    "
    Too much info?

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    Diamond

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    #61  Edited By Diamond

    These are made with triple sugar.  3 complete sugar molecules are condensed into the space of one.  This material is more dense than lead and can be used as heavy water in thermonuclear bombs.

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    #62  Edited By CaptainScarLeg
    Diamond said:
    "These are made with triple sugar.  3 complete sugar molecules are condensed into the space of one.  This material is more dense than lead and can be used as heavy water in thermonuclear bombs."
    You're just making me want it more!
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    #63  Edited By Pibo47
    Kush said:
    "It literally looks like liquid sugar."
    Thats what i was thinking. I bet they threw in some crack pipes with that stuff.
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    #64  Edited By JoelTGM
    Kush said:
    "It literally looks like liquid sugar."
    Yeah it does.  Some drinks I'm ok with, but looking at that stuff just makes my teeth hurt.
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    Edgar

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    #65  Edited By Edgar
    Bulldog19892 said:
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    JEFF GERSTMANN IS DEAD
    JEFF GERSTMANN IS DEAD
    "
    LOL, Well done sir, well done.
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    Kohe321

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    #66  Edited By Kohe321

    Looks really artificial.

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    Vinchenzo

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    #67  Edited By Vinchenzo

    Misleading thread title. I do want to try the drink, though.

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    #68  Edited By Player1
    Milkman said:
    "Dude...I can't even imagine how that tastes. When I try to envision it, all I see is Hell."
    Imagine them melting 50 jolly ranchers. And throwing it in a bottle. Thats how thich and strong that stuff taste.

    In other words its absolutely incredible for about 4 sips...then you fall over dead.
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    Hirushubi

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    #69  Edited By Hirushubi
    Vinchenzo said:
    "Misleading thread title. I do want to try the drink, though."
    Did you get the reference?
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    Hirushubi

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    #70  Edited By Hirushubi

    Guys...Guys...It's a soda. I promise that you will not instantly turn into a diabetic, if you drink a few bottles of this tantalizing liquid.  SHEESH...you guys shouldn't pass judgement before even trying the stuff.(yep, another reference)

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    #71  Edited By dvorak

    That looks a lot like some kind of concept art for a beverage line. It's just so completely outrageous.

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    #72  Edited By SteepInKline

    If I remember correctly, there are a few places in Hershey, PA (particularly in Hershey Park) where you can pick up bottles of Jolly Rancher soda.

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    #73  Edited By Mandaray

    Death in a bottle.

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