It's my duty as the site's resident weeaboo. Also, when you can, at will, transform into Crono, Link, The Prince, Stocke, that butthole from Singularity, or just about any other video game character who can travel through time, time itself becomes somewhat meaningless.
I didn't even @reply you! How do you do that??
@Ravenlight: it's catherine dawg
WTF am I thinking about, then?