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    L.A. Noire

    Game » consists of 17 releases. Released May 17, 2011

    L.A. Noire is a detective thriller developed by Team Bondi in Australia and published by Rockstar Games.

    L.A. Noire Coming to PC This Fall

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    Edited By alex

    Ever since L.A. Noire crossed the barrier of retail existence on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, indignant PC players have shaken their fists angrily in the direction of Rockstar's offices, demanding that their chosen platform receive its own version of the publisher's critically acclaimed detective thriller.

    I still kinda wish Cole was played by Jon Hamm.
    I still kinda wish Cole was played by Jon Hamm.

    Congratulations are in order to the PC elite, as your incessant letter-writing campaigns, steady stream of outraged story and forum comments, and repeated orderings of unwanted pizzas to Rockstar's offices have paid off. The publisher today announced that L.A. Noire will be headed PC way this fall in both boxed and digital formats.

    No word yet on whether any of the DLC content released on consoles will be included with the package, or whether PC players will still have to download it separately, but I imagine we'll hear more about that closer to the game's release.

    While this is great news for PC gaming fans, one cannot help but shudder at the prospect of what modders may do once they get their hands on the game's various mutilated, nude corpses. One can easily envision a Cole Phelps "naked dead lady" mod coming along at some juncture. Is there any concept more horrifying than that of Cole Phelps' shrill, accusatory voice shrieking humorlessly at you from the visage of a nude corpse covered in dirt and dried blood? Good luck getting that out of your head for the rest of the day.

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    #1  Edited By alex

    Ever since L.A. Noire crossed the barrier of retail existence on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, indignant PC players have shaken their fists angrily in the direction of Rockstar's offices, demanding that their chosen platform receive its own version of the publisher's critically acclaimed detective thriller.

    I still kinda wish Cole was played by Jon Hamm.
    I still kinda wish Cole was played by Jon Hamm.

    Congratulations are in order to the PC elite, as your incessant letter-writing campaigns, steady stream of outraged story and forum comments, and repeated orderings of unwanted pizzas to Rockstar's offices have paid off. The publisher today announced that L.A. Noire will be headed PC way this fall in both boxed and digital formats.

    No word yet on whether any of the DLC content released on consoles will be included with the package, or whether PC players will still have to download it separately, but I imagine we'll hear more about that closer to the game's release.

    While this is great news for PC gaming fans, one cannot help but shudder at the prospect of what modders may do once they get their hands on the game's various mutilated, nude corpses. One can easily envision a Cole Phelps "naked dead lady" mod coming along at some juncture. Is there any concept more horrifying than that of Cole Phelps' shrill, accusatory voice shrieking humorlessly at you from the visage of a nude corpse covered in dirt and dried blood? Good luck getting that out of your head for the rest of the day.

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    #2  Edited By nasie

    sweet!

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    #3  Edited By Arlecchino

    Now just bundle in RDR, and we're good to go.

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    #4  Edited By dazzhardy

    Thanks for that image Alex, that's just what I need before heading off to work x_X

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    #5  Edited By granderojo

    I wish this had come to PC in the first place, a better pop grain filter mod would have been out on day one. I'll buy it again and play it again I suppose.

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    #6  Edited By ICF_19XX

    Great. If this means more people playing the game then great.

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    #7  Edited By DonPixel

    This news I like

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    #8  Edited By mbr

    :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    #9  Edited By Fubar

    This is nice. I guess PC isn't all dead. I'm not the biggest fan of the rockstar games, but I'll buy it when it's on sale on Steam ... like I always do.

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    #10  Edited By Clockwk

    LA Noire always seemed to me like it would be a perfect PC game. I didn't understand why Rockstar decided to skip PC initially. Anyway thank goodness, I can't wait to get my hands on this.  

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    #11  Edited By thornie_delete

    Here's hoping the game is optimized. Rockstar has a crummy track record of optimizing console ports for PC.

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    #12  Edited By 2HeadedNinja

    awesome :) ... looking forward to it

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    #13  Edited By Cows_R_Crunk

    Nooooo I would have waited if I knew I could get it on PC...

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    Why didn't they do this with Red Dead Redemption? 
     
    I'm still glad they are going to release this, but I worry of how it will turn out because of how poorly handled the Grand Theft Auto IV port was.

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    #15  Edited By SockLobster

    THIS STILL ISN'T THE SHADOWS OF THE DAMNED QUICK LOOK BLARGH

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    #16  Edited By CheapPoison

    cool!
     
    I am also kinda bummed out that this probably means Red dead will never make it too the pc.

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    #17  Edited By GuyIncognito
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    :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    O_O 
     
    O_O 
     
    O_O
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    #18  Edited By jeffk38uk

    Glad they are doing a PC version finally, a shame most comments will just be "Wheres Red Dead Redemption?!" Fair point really as that game is apparently stupidly good, but it casts a shadow on from what I've seen, a very excellent game in its own right.

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    #19  Edited By Vexxan

    Already bought it for 360 but hey, great anyway!

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    #20  Edited By DonPixel

    @thornie said:

    Here's hoping the game is optimized. Rockstar has a crummy track record of optimizing console ports for PC.

    Thats rubrish whining.. GTA4 was optimized for multicore runs like butter with better visuals in any i5+ ... The initial whining comes for dual core owners.

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    #21  Edited By Animasta

    @DonPixel said:

    @thornie said:

    Here's hoping the game is optimized. Rockstar has a crummy track record of optimizing console ports for PC.

    Thats rubrish whining.. GTA4 was optimized for multicore runs like butter with better visuals in any i5+ ... The initial whining comes for dual core owners.

    no, I have a AMD quad core and it still ran pretty badly.

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    #22  Edited By theoldhouse
    @SockLobster said:
    THIS STILL ISN'T THE SHADOWS OF THE DAMNED QUICK LOOK BLARGH
    hahaha 
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    #23  Edited By salad10203

    Though I will buy it to Support this trend, I can't imagine the thought process as to why they decided to bring L.A. Noire and not Red Dead Redemption?   Am I missing something?

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    #24  Edited By zyn

    Wow.  Didn't expect this.  (no sarcasm)

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    Awesome. That's my dad's christmas present taken care of.
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    #26  Edited By Brendan

    @DonPixel said:

    @thornie said:

    Here's hoping the game is optimized. Rockstar has a crummy track record of optimizing console ports for PC.

    Thats rubrish whining.. GTA4 was optimized for multicore runs like butter with better visuals in any i5+ ... The initial whining comes for dual core owners.

    The game came out in 2008, which was before i5 processors were the norm. Of course it runs well now, it's three years old. Most PC gamers who weren't loaded were running dual core, maybe quad core rigs in '08.

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    #27  Edited By DonPixel

    @Laketown said:

    @DonPixel said:

    @thornie said:

    Here's hoping the game is optimized. Rockstar has a crummy track record of optimizing console ports for PC.

    Thats rubrish whining.. GTA4 was optimized for multicore runs like butter with better visuals in any i5+ ... The initial whining comes for dual core owners.

    no, I have a AMD quad core and it still ran pretty badly.

    MMokay ?

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    #28  Edited By MachoFantastico

    Amazes me how many PC gamers have been desperate for Rockstar Games to release this and Red Dead Redemption on PC so it's nice to see them finally doing it.

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    #29  Edited By MayorFeedback

    Features a new section of the game where Cole gets really sick and has a long, playable fever dream where he's a cowboy in the early 1900s who's forced to hunt down his old gang member buddies in order to save his family.

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    #30  Edited By ericdrum

    I'm in. I've played a few hours on 360, but I'm going to wait for this version and sell my 360 copy.

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    #31  Edited By Oscar__Explosion

    YES!!!! FUCKING AWESOME! THIS NEWS MADE MY DAY!

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    #32  Edited By SlasherMan
    @DonPixel said:

    @thornie said:

    Here's hoping the game is optimized. Rockstar has a crummy track record of optimizing console ports for PC.

    Thats rubrish whining.. GTA4 was optimized for multicore runs like butter with better visuals in any i5+ ... The initial whining comes for dual core owners.


    Puh-lease!

    http://www.eurogamer.net/videos/digitalfoundry-gta-iv-frame-rate-analysis

     
    Look at your buttery smooth PC version running on an i7 and GTX 295 at the time of release, incapable of sustaining a consistent framerate. Rubbish whining my behind.
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    #33  Edited By DonPixel

    @SlasherMan: @Brendan: @Laketown: I have a solution then.. go to Rockstar forums and all over the internet: Do a hundred post whining and supporting to Torrent it.

    That sure it's going to make Rockstar more likely to bring games to the PC.

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    #34  Edited By claudius

    This is great news. I had pretty much lost hope after RDR never came to the PC.

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    #35  Edited By HitmanAgent47

    Just imagine the graphics, will put everything else to shame with the realism, high rez and high rez textures

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    #36  Edited By Krakn3Dfx

    @SockLobster said:

    THIS STILL ISN'T THE SHADOWS OF THE DAMNED QUICK LOOK BLARGH

    inorite?

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    #37  Edited By ervonymous

    YYYEES, I never thought they'd actually do it.

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    #38  Edited By linkster7

    Ah damn, I would rather play it on the PC. The slowdowns and frame rate issues really bugged me while playing this on the PS3.

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    #39  Edited By Otrebor

    This great. Now bring Red Dead Redemption next.

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    #40  Edited By Jumbs

    IM COLE PHELPS

    AND I HAVE NO "INSIDE VOICE"

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    #41  Edited By Siphillis

    And now, I ponder selling my PS3 copy.

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    #42  Edited By Binman88

    Why would I want to get that image out of my head? 
     

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    #43  Edited By SlasherMan
    @DonPixel said:

    @SlasherMan: @Brendan: @Laketown: I have a solution then.. go to Rockstar forums and all over the internet: Do a hundred post whining and supporting to Torrent it.

    That sure it's going to make Rockstar more likely to bring games to the PC.

    I love your way of thinking. Either love of them to death and take any turd they throw at you, or go right ahead and pirate everything they release. Fantastic logic there, chap!
     
    How about this: If it's not worth my money, then it's not worth my time.
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    #44  Edited By Chocobodude3

    I don't want to think about the system requirements 

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    #45  Edited By phrosnite

    Let's see first if the port is good. GTA4's PC port was pretty bad.

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    #46  Edited By DonPixel

    @SlasherMan: Yeah dude whatever Viva La Revolucion PC! Burn Rockstar down!

    I had a good time with GTA4 and runs pretty well in my PC. About your flawless logic I say COOL STORY BRO.

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    #47  Edited By fudge91

    "Congratulations are in order to the PC elite"
     
    Oh alex you're so cute...

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    #48  Edited By hi_im_rob

    I will buy this on PC. It's become my platform of choice for singleplayer games ever since I hooked it up to my big-screen.

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    #49  Edited By Animasta

    @DonPixel said:

    @SlasherMan: Yeah dude whatever Viva La Revolucion PC! Burn Rockstar down!

    I had a good time with GTA4 and runs pretty well in my PC. About your flawless logic I say COOL STORY BRO.

    and multiple people didn't, so stop acting all defensive of rockstar, they are a big boy company and they can handle themselves

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    #50  Edited By Eribuster

    This is great and unexpected news. Glad to see this is coming to PC.

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