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    Mass Effect

    Game » consists of 21 releases. Released Nov 20, 2007

    Humanity is still a newcomer on the futuristic galactic stage, and it's up to the charismatic Commander Shepard to investigate the actions of a rogue agent while under threat from a dangerous synthetic race known as the Geth.

    The Turd that is the ME 1 Achievement List

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    Edited By Lind_L_Taylor

    So I'm looking at ME 1 in my backlog & groaning about the 
    still numerous achievements that I've yet to obtain to get
    the S-rank.  What a serious fucking pain it is!!!   Play the 
    game, each & every mission, in order to get those fucking
    infernal Ally achievements.   And the long service medal,
    to reach 60th level.  I can tell you that from 59 to 60 is such
    a bitch.  I've got 100k xp to earn it & all I'm getting is a piddly
    100xp here or there.  At that rate, I'll be playing through it 
    yet again!  
     
    Finally I've come up with an idea to get at least four of
    these damnable achievements in one play through.  I've
    started my next game with the 59th level character, using
    insanity, & then using 2 of the Allies I haven't used yet,
    Kaidan/Liara.  Sadly it does mean I have to play through
    the whole damn game, in full, to get those Ally achievements.
    That will net me the insanity, long sevice, & two ally 
    achievements in one game.
     
    After that, I'm only left with the biotics & the Soldier 
    achievement, although that sounds like that could take
    a really long time to complete as well & lastly the boring
    engineering ability achievement.  Let's face it:  ME1 is
    definitely one of those games where you wished to God
    you had read the Achievements before you ever started
    playing the game!  Had I done that, I would have NEVER
    mixed & matched my team through the entire game the
    first time around (receiving 0 ally achievements for doing
    so & I spent 60 hours finishing that one playthrough!).
    It seems like I'll never be done with this fuckin' game.

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    #1  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor

    So I'm looking at ME 1 in my backlog & groaning about the 
    still numerous achievements that I've yet to obtain to get
    the S-rank.  What a serious fucking pain it is!!!   Play the 
    game, each & every mission, in order to get those fucking
    infernal Ally achievements.   And the long service medal,
    to reach 60th level.  I can tell you that from 59 to 60 is such
    a bitch.  I've got 100k xp to earn it & all I'm getting is a piddly
    100xp here or there.  At that rate, I'll be playing through it 
    yet again!  
     
    Finally I've come up with an idea to get at least four of
    these damnable achievements in one play through.  I've
    started my next game with the 59th level character, using
    insanity, & then using 2 of the Allies I haven't used yet,
    Kaidan/Liara.  Sadly it does mean I have to play through
    the whole damn game, in full, to get those Ally achievements.
    That will net me the insanity, long sevice, & two ally 
    achievements in one game.
     
    After that, I'm only left with the biotics & the Soldier 
    achievement, although that sounds like that could take
    a really long time to complete as well & lastly the boring
    engineering ability achievement.  Let's face it:  ME1 is
    definitely one of those games where you wished to God
    you had read the Achievements before you ever started
    playing the game!  Had I done that, I would have NEVER
    mixed & matched my team through the entire game the
    first time around (receiving 0 ally achievements for doing
    so & I spent 60 hours finishing that one playthrough!).
    It seems like I'll never be done with this fuckin' game.

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    #2  Edited By vidiot

    It's not that bad, there are far worse achievement lists.
     
    Why is your formatting all over the place?

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    #3  Edited By Hailinel
    @vidiot said:
    "Why is your formatting all over the place? "
    He's been doing that for quite some time now.  I think it's mostly done to draw attention to the fact that he's doing it.
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    #4  Edited By vidiot
    @Hailinel said:
    " @vidiot said:
    "Why is your formatting all over the place? "
    He's been doing that for quite some time now.  I think it's mostly done to draw attention to the fact that he's doing it. "
    That's...dumb.
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    #5  Edited By alwaysbeclothing

    I did one 100% run of ME1 and it completely killed any desire to ever go back and play that game.  People complaining about DA2 haven't driven the mako around several desolate planets to find one of the same 3 areas and kill everyone inside.
     
    I have, S-Ranked ME2 however, that only required 1 or 2 playthroughs.

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    #6  Edited By xyzygy

    I actually had a fucking blast getting all the achievements in ME1. It forced me to use all the characters to their fullest and I don't know, it actually kind of made the game more fun.

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    #7  Edited By Generiko

    I remember getting all the achievements and then Fucking EA releases dlc a day later. >:[

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    #8  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor
    @vidiot said:

    " @Hailinel said:

    " @vidiot said:
    "Why is your formatting all over the place? "
    He's been doing that for quite some time now.  I think it's mostly done to draw attention to the fact that he's doing it. "
    That's...dumb. "
    Hailenel does not speak for me. See blog to answer question.
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    #9  Edited By napalm
    @Lind_L_Taylor: That's just annoying.
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    #10  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor
    @AlwaysBeClothing said:
    " I did one 100% run of ME1 and it completely killed any desire to ever go back and play that game.  People complaining about DA2 haven't driven the mako around several desolate planets to find one of the same 3 areas and kill everyone inside.  I have, S-Ranked ME2 however, that only required 1 or 2 playthroughs. "
    This is why I have spaced out my ME1 playthrus to almost once a year
    just to slog through these achievements.  Every time I get ready to leap
    into ME2 like when I heard about the new DLC coming out, there is ME1's
    box cover laughing at me & giving me the finger.  So I feel compelled to 
    run the gauntlet of ME1 once again & try to snag 4 achievements this time.
    Hopefully I'll find some way to play ME1 another playthru to get the last
    Ally achievement (Ash) & all of those biotic achievements.
     
    I just wish there was some fucking meter that would tell me I had completed
    enough side-quests to get an Ally activated.  Looking back on these ME1
    achievements these days, it seems like they would be deceptively simple
    to get, but overall, it's a real slog-fest to obtain.  Maybe I should try to run
    two games at the same time.  Play one for a few hours as once character,
    then go play it as a different character for the other achievements & slowly
    progress.  Thanks for helping me think of this new idea.
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    #11  Edited By Otogi
    @vidiot said:
    " It's not that bad, there are far worse achievement lists.  Why is your formatting all over the place? "
    Because he's a poet, gosh damn it!
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    #12  Edited By innacces14
    @Lind_L_Taylor:  I would suggest running a Soldier, Adept, and Engineer class to cover all of the weapon, biotic, and tech based achievements. Also be sure to check out the discussion in the Asari Ally Achievement page to plan your actions before doing any of the side missions on the citadel.
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    #13  Edited By vidiot
    @Otogi said:
    " @vidiot said:
    " It's not that bad, there are far worse achievement lists.  Why is your formatting all over the place? "
    Because he's a poet, gosh damn it! "
    I'm at a lost. 
    Either Halilinel or me are being cursed at, and I'm being told in order to understand the context of a very specific formatting: I should go skim-through and hunt down someone's specific blog entry. 
     
    Yeah. That's not going to happen.
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    #14  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor
    @vidiot said:

    " @Otogi said:

    " @vidiot said:
    " It's not that bad, there are far worse achievement lists.  Why is your formatting all over the place? "
    Because he's a poet, gosh damn it! "
    I'm at a lost.  Either Halilinel or me are being cursed at, and I'm being told in order to understand the context of a very specific formatting: I should go skim-through and hunt down someone's specific blog entry.   Yeah. That's not going to happen. "
    For the lazy: 
    http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/lind_l_taylor/the-poem-writing-style-origins/30-72310/
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    #15  Edited By Sooty

    The 360 version is already terrible and the achievements just make it even more painful.
     
    I'm still surprised I've managed to play through it 3 times, as well as twice on PC. Uhh.

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    #16  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor
    @innacces14 said:
    " @Lind_L_Taylor:  I would suggest running a Soldier, Adept, and Engineer class to cover all of the weapon, biotic, and tech based achievements. Also be sure to check out the discussion in the Asari Ally Achievement page to plan your actions before doing any of the side missions on the citadel. "
    I wish I had done that earlier!  I did an Infiltrator the first time through,
    did every mission but changed up Allies.  Then I did the same PC again
    the second time through & I think I didn't get any Allies there, or maybe
    just one, which then odd-balled the whole damn thing making me have
    to do extra playthrus.  I need to make sure I don't screw the Asari 
    achievement, or I will be Ah-so-sari at end of game. :P  So far with 
    my Level 59 Infiltrator, insanity battles aren't too hard yet.  I hope I can
    skip that one crappy mission where it has all of those giant 4-legged
    geth, those were pretty tough in hard or normal modes & I'd just as
    soon avoid them if I can.
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    #17  Edited By Aounslaught

    Man. That 930 points that I earned in Mass Effect 1 sure do look good right now. I think my hour count overall was around 67 hours. Also, for the record -Mass Effect 1 > Mass Effect 2.

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    #18  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor
    @h83r said:
    " Man. That 930 points that I earned in Mass Effect 1 sure do look good right now. I think my hour count overall was around 67 hours. Also, for the record -Mass Effect 1 > Mass Effect 2. "
    I agree with you: ME1 plays like a real Sci-fi RPG.  But I think I've
    played through it 4 times already & I know the story very well now.
    I just want to move on...if only (I had the rest of those achievements!
    lol).  They feel like they're just out of reach.
     
    ME2 achievements should be a cake walk.  I only had one achievement
    left to get before the DLC started coming out.  But then I had to call it
    quits for a bit (year) to play something else.
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    #19  Edited By ArbitraryWater

    That's why I'm glad I've never even seriously considered getting the full 1000 in Mass Effect 1. Stupid grinding is stupid, and the gameplay isn't good enough for me to seek out every single cookie cutter sidequest in even one playthough.

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    #20  Edited By tourgen
    @Lind_L_Taylor: If you don't enjoy playing the game just stop!  Play something or do something you enjoy.  I had a great time with ME1.  I think I ended up playing thru that game 7 times.  I only did the resources once on the first play thru, and only did mission-list-complete on 3 or 4 play thrus.  loved them all tho.  That game and Fallout 3 kept me busy for over a year :)  Great times.
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    #21  Edited By nintendoeats

    Achievements are evil (I mean real evil here, not kidding). the ME1 S-Rank is just stupid. I have no respect for anybody who got all the points.

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    #22  Edited By kishan6

    I require an explanation of why you organize your text like that.... 
     
    And Ya im replaying ME1.... its reminding me how much they improved and also made me less annoyed they got rid of elevators and inventory

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    #23  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor
    @tourgen said:
    " @Lind_L_Taylor: If you don't enjoy playing the game just stop!  Play something or do something you enjoy.  I had a great time with ME1.  I think I ended up playing thru that game 7 times.  I only did the resources once on the first play thru, and only did mission-list-complete on 3 or 4 play thrus.  loved them all tho.  That game and Fallout 3 kept me busy for over a year :)  Great times. "
    but...I....can't!!!  I gotta get it all. I just gotta!  I do enjoy it
    somehow, the pain it brings I guess.  It's not like total hate,
    otherwise I wouldn't even try.  If the achievements were
    based on some ridiculous reflexes or insanity was really
    hard, I'd just have given up on that right away.  But no!
    These achievements are obtainable & possible to get.
    All it takes is....fucking..time!
     
    Hell I just got enough of the Watchmen 1 achievements
    to get my achievement score back in ending in 0s or 5s.
    If I play Watchment 2, probably be as a non XBL user
    just so I don't risk screwing my achievement score again.
     
    @Ygg said:
    " The 360 version is already terrible and the achievements just make it even more painful.  I'm still surprised I've managed to play through it 3 times, as well as twice on PC. Uhh. "

    PC?  Why in the world...?  Once I get the achievements it's
    game over forever for me & ME1.  I'll know that damn game
    by heart by then, speaking all the lines, acting it out, knowing
    the motions, the storyline.  All the minutia.  But I'll feel 
    complete. Whole, goddamit. 

    @nintendoeats said:
    " Achievements are evil (I mean real evil here, not kidding). the ME1 S-Rank is just stupid. I have no respect for anybody who got all the points. "
    Yep, it's a shameful secret of mine.
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    #24  Edited By MordeaniisChaos

    Get out of your Mako to get tons of XP for kills. Play on the highest difficulty. Get a walkthrough/side planet maps. Etc. I've played enough of the game enough times on enough machines to have pretty much all that stuff one way or another, and it's really not that much work until you get into the part where you need to play the game like 4 times just to get the ally achievements.

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