Now that Megaman 10 has been released, I have been wondering to myself, "When the fuck are they going to release?" I've been playing the Megaman X Franchise all the way up to Megaman X8 and Megaman X Command Mission. I can proudly say that I have sucked the blue bomber's metalic cock. That being said, it is time to explain why Megaman X is so much better.
His name is Megaman X
Seriously, everyone knows that X makes everything better. In fact, we could all name ourselves Mr. X and we would be ten times cooler. That X is meant to stand for "Extreme" and that makes him the Exetreme X.
More tricks
You might be wondering, "what does Megaman X do that is so much better."You can dash bitch. Seriously, how fucking awesome is it to dash. It gives the game so much more agility.
You can wall jump. An idea that focused the game more on quick jumping vertically than just jumping from platform to platform.
Not only can you charge up your Buster, you can charge up boss acquired weapons. They can do all sorts of stuff like incenerate everything or create a kickass ice sled.
Megaman X has an upgradable armor, that introduces so many tricks. The first armor allowed him rocks with his fucking forhead. Another armor allowed him to cling onto walls.
In addition, he can also slide down walls. Megaman still can't do that.
Armor Powerups are always awesome. From having the ability to cling onto walls to the ability to hover.
Megaman X has better playable characters
Let's face it, what does the Megaman have with their cartoony cast when you have the slick looking cast for the Megaman X series. . Sure, in Megaman and Bass, you could play as Bass and shoot in eight directions. But I say fuck that. Megaman X allone puts Bass to shame. Zero will slice shit up with his Z-Saber. Axl will copy his enemy and use their powers against everyone.Megaman X has better enemies
For God sakes, there is an Ostraich that throws skilsaw blades at you in Megaman X. Even without at that, comparing the two main antigonist, Sigma and Dr. Wily, Sigma is so much cooler.Dr. Wily is just some envious asshole who will never be able to match the skills of Dr. Light.
Sigma on the other hand is a badass. First starts off as an ally, and betrays you. He isn't doing it for any kind of revenge. He is doing it because he his a malcious fuckhead.
Also, the word Maverick is so much cooler than Robot master.
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