Screw you, Japan

#1 Posted by Milkman (16657 posts) -

 

  
I don't even know what to say about this. Other than, fuck Kojima and fuck this game.
#2 Posted by JJOR64 (18954 posts) -

What the fuck did I just watch?

#3 Posted by Ace829 (2083 posts) -

What is this I don't even...

#4 Posted by Yummylee (21498 posts) -

The psp's going to become the leading supplier for softcore porn, if this keeps up.
#5 Posted by Wraith1 (561 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:
" The psp's going to become the leading supplier for softcore porn, if this keeps up. "
I thought it already was...
#6 Posted by Brunchies (2484 posts) -

Why is this in the game I have no idea.

#7 Posted by Tiwi (1401 posts) -

it's cool, snake likes it rough

#8 Posted by Yummylee (21498 posts) -
@Wraith1 said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" The psp's going to become the leading supplier for softcore porn, if this keeps up. "
I thought it already was..."

Not quite. I'm still waiting on the PSP Soul Calibur strip poker game.
#9 Posted by themangalist (1731 posts) -

sigh... japan.

#10 Posted by illmatic19 (964 posts) -

hot

#11 Posted by Gaff (1711 posts) -
@themangalist said:
" sigh... japan. "
Korea.
#12 Posted by Wraith1 (561 posts) -
@Gaff said:
" @themangalist said:
" sigh... japan. "
Korea. "
Now that you mention it, I did notice some Korean subtitles there
#13 Posted by Atomasist (2818 posts) -

Yes?

#14 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

That was awesome.

#15 Posted by MisterMouse (3548 posts) -

well to be fair i think the player lost the mission for doing what they did.

#16 Posted by cap123 (2477 posts) -

sold.

#17 Edited by PureRok (4235 posts) -

I'm glad the Korean and Japanese subtitles were there or I'd have no idea what was going on.

#18 Posted by slayerofheroes (214 posts) -
@PureRok:  LMAO! Best sarcastic joke ever!!!
#19 Posted by Organicalistic_ (2954 posts) -
#20 Posted by RobotHamster (4171 posts) -

Niiiiiiiice

#21 Posted by Pazy (2563 posts) -
#22 Posted by Bucketdeth (8007 posts) -

Why are asians so interested in controlling and abusing women? It's fucking weird.

#23 Edited by mutha3 (4985 posts) -

Oh, Kojima.
 
you so crazy
  
 
 
 
 

(read: creepy)
 
EDIT: uugghhhhhhhhhhhhhh I tried actually watching the video and its even creepier then I thought.
 
Why must you do this, Kojima?:( Peace Walker looked so cool.

#24 Posted by Beforet (2916 posts) -

Buying two.

#25 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -

Kojima makes a comment on Violence (note GTA et al references) and Sex (note DOAX references) driven video games via the ridiculousness which is MGS and people think he's a creep.  Way to go in missing the point of the whole MGS Peace Walker ad campaign.
 
/shakes head in disgust at the sheer stupidity.

#26 Edited by mutha3 (4985 posts) -
@SeriouslyNow: 
Yet again I am compelled to quote your username.
 
I think you're giving Kojima a little too much credit here, buddy.
#27 Edited by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -
@mutha3 said:

" @SeriouslyNow:  Yet again I am compelled to quote your username.  I think you're giving Kojima a little too much credit here, buddy. "

I think you're all giving yourselves too much credit in moralising over a campaign whose context who miss completely.  The whole campaign uses other game techniques and callouts hosted in MGS Peace Walker's engine at levels of ridiculousness which are so far all but untapped as a method to convey good humour.  The game even includes Assassin's Creed eagle dives into hay, both in the ad campaign and the game proper.  You're all missing the point.   Moreover I'll bet none of you know what she's saying.  I don't either, but somehow, even with a language barrier the humour doesn't fly over my head as it does all of yours in a squadron of Hercules air carriers.
 
 
Sheesh.
#28 Posted by mutha3 (4985 posts) -
@SeriouslyNow said:
" @mutha3 said:

" @SeriouslyNow:  Yet again I am compelled to quote your username.  I think you're giving Kojima a little too much credit here, buddy. "

I think you're all giving yourselves too much credit in moralising over a campaign whose context who miss completely.  The whole campaign uses other game techniques and callouts hosted in MGS Peace Walker's engine at levels of ridiculousness which are so far all but untapped as a method to convey good humour.  The game even includes Assassin's Creed eagle dives into hay, both in the ad campaign and the game proper.  You're all missing the point.   Moreover I'll bet none of you know what she's saying.  I don't either, but somehow, even with a language barrier the humour doesn't fly over my head as it does all of yours in a squadron of Hercules air carriers.   Sheesh. "
I dunno man, I remember the millions of ass and boob shots of the beauties in MGS4 quite clearly.
 
I also remember being able to shake Rose's tits by shaking the sixaxis. 
 
Eva unzipping her jumpsuit to show her tits for no reason whatsoever.
 
Somehow, I doubt the things I just mentioned were supposed to be tongue-in-cheek.
#29 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -
@mutha3:   All of that is true but none of it applies to the this campaign or this ad because sex always sells and that was a different game altogether, moreover that stuff happened within the game and wasn't often used to sell MGS4.  This whole campaign is done with tongue firmly planted in cheek and it reflects a trend in Japan where they are reinventing Western content via hilarious and ridiculous, yet also beautiful Japanese interpretation.  This trend is not a new trend but it's become fashionable all over again and Kojima's MGS Peace Walker campaign is part of that current wave.
#30 Posted by Savage (321 posts) -

As if there was any doubt that Kojima has come to deeply loathe his MGS fans.

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#31 Posted by raphaa00 (133 posts) -
@themangalist said:
" sigh... japan. "
Yes, actually.
 
#32 Posted by sate2801 (344 posts) -

relax, dudes
this is just some humorous side mission after you beat the whole game
like that photo Mei-Ling stuff back in MGS
 
I'm sure this game is something great like a mix of MGS3 with the staff building part of Portable Ops :D

#33 Posted by Hailinel (24397 posts) -

People taking this waaaaaaaay too seriously ITT.
 
MGS has always been filled with bizarre sexual humor and situations.  They just weren't always obvlous.  Like the B&B unit in MGS4 posing for pictures, or being able to see Meryl in her underwear in MGS, or the President of the United States grabbing Raiden by the balls.

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#34 Edited by JeffGoldblum (3704 posts) -

You can't really be mad at a whole nation because one creepy product was created there. A lot of weird shit comes from the UK and the US and nobody ever makes threads titled fuck the US.

#35 Posted by Oldirtybearon (4713 posts) -
@JeffGoldblum said:
" You can't really be mad at a whole nation because one creepy product was created there. A lot of weird shit comes from the UK and the US and nobody ever makes threads titled fuck the US. "
Not on American forums, no.
#36 Posted by Hailinel (24397 posts) -
@JeffGoldblum said:
" You can't really be mad at a whole nation because one creepy product was created there. A lot of weird shit comes from the UK and the US and nobody ever makes threads titled fuck the US. "
Man the NHL is shit, dude, fuck Canada!
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#37 Posted by Hourai (2795 posts) -

Umm... what. 

#38 Posted by FCKSNAP (2299 posts) -

Man fuck white people 
  

#39 Posted by unclejohnny79 (685 posts) -

what the fuck is that supposed to be

#40 Posted by Kraznor (1578 posts) -
@Snapstacle said:
"Man fuck white people 
  


Heh, don't know why you posted the Miracles video but I'm glad you did. I've watched it so many times and I don't even know why anymore. 
 
As for the Metal Gear thing, meh, still not buying it...
#41 Posted by TheSilentTruth (1112 posts) -

To be honest, I kinda expected this.
 
*unzips fly*

#42 Posted by Tebbit (4460 posts) -

Am I gonna go to prison?

#43 Posted by Apathylad (3066 posts) -

Huh...this is my first time seeing this video. Wow, way to make Big Boss look like a pedophile.

#44 Posted by FakePlasticTree (449 posts) -

That was the greatest thing I have ever seen. 

#45 Posted by NTM (7337 posts) -

I don't see a big problem with it, other than whoever is playing it is a bit perverted and retarded. But for what was shown, it's not that bad.
#46 Posted by yinstarrunner (1185 posts) -

Well, I guess that means Peace Walker is officially non-canon.
 
I mean, a woman who can resist Big Boss' sheer rugged manliness? Give me a break!  I'm straight and even I would gladly bend over for Big Boss.

#47 Posted by LiquidPrince (15909 posts) -

That was actually pretty funny, and obviously fan made so...

#48 Posted by KWA223 (54 posts) -

well...

#49 Posted by Soulglove (145 posts) -

No wonder why this game is supposed to take hundreds of hours.

#50 Posted by TheHT (11132 posts) -

I gotta admit, the Psycho part and teh uber techno beats part made me lol.

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