Portal 2 Is Officially Out on PC

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#1 Edited by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -

ITS FUCKING OUT!  

Decrypt that shit!!!!

#2 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -
@KaosAngel said:
" You need all 36 potatoes, but everyone else waits for the timer to end which should be around midnight EST.Enjoy. "
And only 40 mins early....fun. 
#3 Edited by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

there was a death in the family and i couldnt make a credit card on time, so its gonna be a few days/a week til the paperwork is done and i can order P2 .. bollocks.


Edit: the amount of people playing it on my steam friends list is phenomenal 
#4 Posted by gike987 (1747 posts) -

I have 36 potatos and can not unlock it so it's probably some other requirement.

#5 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -
@gike987: The Steam Forums say that everyone who got it can get in, did you join the Dinosaur group?
#6 Posted by gike987 (1747 posts) -
@KaosAngel said:

" @gike987: The Steam Forums say that everyone who got it can get in, did you join the Dinosaur group? "

Yes. 
http://steamcommunity.com/id/gike987
#7 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -
@gike987: I honestly dunno then, people are decrypting it now on the forums and are getting in.
#8 Edited by Arkanti (254 posts) -

There are 61 people playing it now and the number is growing by the minute. So jelly.

Edit: Portal 2 just updatedd fgfhgfhgfgfg. Oh, it didn't do anything :(

#9 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -
@gike987 said:
" @KaosAngel said:

" @gike987: The Steam Forums say that everyone who got it can get in, did you join the Dinosaur group? "

Yes.  http://steamcommunity.com/id/gike987 "
There is 37 according to the forums. 
#10 Edited by Darkerkamikaze (54 posts) -

I have a golden, no go for me though.
Edit: And that just changed :D.

#11 Posted by Trebz (487 posts) -

That explains why there are so many Test Subjects according to GLaDOS@Home.


And yet, so few.
#12 Edited by gike987 (1747 posts) -

People now believe that it's only people from the NELIPOT administrators friends list.

#13 Edited by gike987 (1747 posts) -

It's decrypting now!

They are letting everyone in, just not at the same time.

#14 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -
@KaosAngel said:
" You need all 36 potatoes, but everyone else waits for the timer to end which should be around midnight EST.Enjoy. "
@KaosAngel said:
" @gike987: The Steam Forums say that everyone who got it can get in, did you join the Dinosaur group? "
@Arkanti said:
" There are 61 people playing it now and the number is growing by the minute. So jelly.
@gike987 said:
" People now believe that it's only people from the NELIPOT administrators friends list. "
So...ARG is officially a cult now right?
#15 Edited by gike987 (1747 posts) -

I think I just got the valve complete pack for free too. I now have Half Life: Opposing force and left 4 dead 2.

Now, time to play some Portal 2.

#16 Posted by Arkanti (254 posts) -
@nintendoeats said:
" @KaosAngel said:
" You need all 36 potatoes, but everyone else waits for the timer to end which should be around midnight EST.Enjoy. "
@KaosAngel said:
" @gike987: The Steam Forums say that everyone who got it can get in, did you join the Dinosaur group? "
@Arkanti said:
" There are 61 people playing it now and the number is growing by the minute. So jelly.
@gike987 said:
" People now believe that it's only people from the NELIPOT administrators friends list. "
So...ARG is officially a cult now right? "
That or perhaps this is Valve's first full length singleplayer game since Half-Life 2(with an additional co-op campaign) and we all just really want to play the bastard.
#17 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -
@Arkanti: Did you join the Dinosaur group? Well in order to qualify to join that group you have to get a d-meter reading and if it says that you have donated at least 37 potatoes than you get to pre-wait for NELIPOT administrators to give you clearance to play the game, but only if you paid 50 dollars already and downloaded it.
#18 Posted by Sin4profit (2903 posts) -

someone on my steam friends list is playing Portal 2 already and he seems to only have one potato....wanna pelt'im with a rock right now.

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#19 Posted by probablytuna (3523 posts) -

Damn it, 20 minutes and I have a lecture when it unlocks.... Idea of playing during lecture tempting....

#20 Posted by Sin4profit (2903 posts) -

starting to worry that this Pre-Load button is like Santa Claus..if i stay up and wait for it it wont change!

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#21 Posted by Noxtis (8 posts) -

It should be live for everyone now! Arg decryption

#22 Posted by Dalai (6978 posts) -

Just 2 minutes away. This calls for a sexy party... right after I play some Portal 2.

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#23 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -

PORTAL 2 IS GOOD FOR EVERYONE!  GO GO GO!

#24 Posted by demontium (4707 posts) -
@KaosAngel: I have 3 potatoes and Im downloading as we speak.
#25 Posted by Sin4profit (2903 posts) -

counter stopped and jack shit is happening

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#26 Posted by Cataphract1014 (1313 posts) -

Can this game decrypt any fucking slower?  10,000 RPM drive my ass.  It's been on 13% for like 3 minutes...

#27 Posted by Mesklinite (804 posts) -

No potatoes and decrypting. Though I did buy the potato bag.

15%!!

#28 Posted by NekuCTR (1663 posts) -

What are we going to do with those 61,987 potatoes?

#29 Posted by itbei (31 posts) -
@Cataphract1014: Yeah I'm stuck on 13% too....Hnnnng
#30 Posted by Brake (1087 posts) -

Holy shit! I have Portal 2! And I need to go to school in like an hour!

#31 Posted by warxsnake (2634 posts) -

decrypting


slowest shit ever


#32 Edited by Darkerkamikaze (54 posts) -

So there are hats and a store in Portal 2 co-op, I chuckled.
Edit: And by chuckled I meant cried a little bit.

#33 Posted by Sin4profit (2903 posts) -

restarted Steam! jack things are happening! decrypting files!!!! ...very slowly...

...
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#34 Posted by benpicko (1978 posts) -

NEED THIS GAME RIGHT NOW. NO MONEY.


*RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES*
#35 Posted by Tebbit (4447 posts) -

Oh my god, decrypt you bastard!

#36 Posted by Cataphract1014 (1313 posts) -
@Haru48 said:
" What are we going to do with those 61,987 potatoes? "
French Fries.

Or the cheese fries from Lone Star/Outback.
#37 Posted by Sin4profit (2903 posts) -

fuuuuuuuuu...the servers must be flooding out the ass...damn it.

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#38 Posted by McShank (1629 posts) -

I'm in already. decrypting only took a few mintues

#39 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -
@McShank: What kind of CPU do you have?
#40 Posted by Cataphract1014 (1313 posts) -

Now I'm stuck on 32%.

#41 Posted by Sin4profit (2903 posts) -
@McShank said:
" I'm in already. decrypting only took a few mintues "
*shank* ...how about that then,huh?
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#42 Edited by Darkerkamikaze (54 posts) -

Uh, I just got L4D2, I think I know what the reward was for the golden potato.
Edit: Just got the Valve complete pack for free, I love Valve so much.

#43 Posted by Xpgamer7 (2375 posts) -

The timer's up. Did it work?

#44 Edited by Brake (1087 posts) -

I'm getting "Incomplete installation of Portal 2 (10)", which apparently means that the Steam servers are busy.

DAMMIT VALVE!

Edit: Okay, now it went through.

#45 Posted by TheSmashing (313 posts) -

 decrypting...

#46 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -
@ChineseTea: Restart Steam, it worked for me.
#47 Posted by Australia (126 posts) -

32%!

#48 Posted by Tebbit (4447 posts) -

OK, it sat on 32% for a couple of minutes, but now It's done.

LETS DOOOO THIS!

Oh wait, there's another patch. Thank god it's small.

#49 Posted by McShank (1629 posts) -
@KaosAngel said:
" @McShank: What kind of CPU do you have? "
i7 qosmio x505 laptop.
#50 Edited by Sin4profit (2903 posts) -

damn you 32%! i'm jiggling this box as hard as i can but it ain't decrypting any faster!


edit: ooow it turned to 40% when i did it that time
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