Giant Bomb is slowly becoming a site made up of dicks. Now, sure, people on Giant Bomb should be able to make dick-like comments at one another in the spirit of good fun, as well as keeping people in a seat of humility. It wasn't until recently, however, that this process has made us into . . . GIANT DICKS.

I know, I'm scared as well.

You see, many people here have gotten comfortable with the dishing out of the dickness, but they can't take it, much like the large black man in prison. This is unfortunate, because Giant Bomb had such a good start. Over time, you can see the positivity just drain from the attitude of the posters, leaving in its wake pointless, unconstructed bickering. And then there's people that always argue with EVERYTHING. Like me, but that's beside the point. I have the right to do it because I recognize I'm doing it. Bitch, no?

So, in short, I'd ask all of you to follow these guides to a stronger bomb:

1. Put people in line when they are acting like a dick.
2. Don't put so many people that are acting like dicks in line that you become an arrogant dick yourself.
3. CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
4. Respect one another's tastes from the beginning of the thread. It seems like it's always 100 posts in, when people don't have anything left to say, after they've completely made the other person feel like shit, that they say: WELL IT IS UR OPINON. Of course it is. Little quicker, fellas.
5. Don't be a fanboy. EVER. If you are, you are already part-dick.
6. Don't jump on a bandwagon for the sake of fitting in. If you're gonna neg Levio, make sure it's justified (i.e. he's talking about Soulja Boy).
7. Don't be a troll. The mods don't like it.
8. If you say "First.", prepare to be throttled.
9. Always look at the other person's view, if only to tell them how much it sucks. At least you looked.
10. Have unconditional respect for Jeff, Brad's voice and Luchadeer. The mods . . . they have to earn it