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#1  Edited By BBAlpert

@wemmick: Ah, cool. I mostly ask because I know I've been using it a bit less than usual, now that I'm not seeing the most recent X posts on the homepage (I'm not saying that as a criticism of the redesign necessarily, just that it has slightly influenced the way I use the site)

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It's probably been mentioned before, but I'm curious if there has been a noticeable decline in activity in the forums since the "latest forum activity" thing got taken off the homepage (and if so, how much of a decline)

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Normally I'd agree with cmblasko, but to be honest I feel like there's too much riding on this one to do a "send a message" vote. This isn't an "oh well, better luck next time" year if the election goes sideways, this is a "some people might not survive to see the next election" year if things go bad.

Edit: And I'm not saying the Democrats are great. Hell, most of the time I'm not even convinced they're good. But there's shitty and ineffectual and then there's fucking evil, and the margins are way too narrow to both sides this one.

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I have to say, I'm proud of everyone here making the arguments in favor of workers' rights. Not to say that I doubted you fine folks, but it's still reassuring to see the community taking a stand on issues like this, especially when this thread could have just as easily gone down a path of bad faith "debate", devil's advocacy, and both sides-ing.

You done good, GB community.

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No Country for Old Men

It turns out that movie is pretty good. 5/5

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#7  Edited By BBAlpert

I think it would be amazing to see Vinny and the gang play through Eat Me (it's free, relatively short, and not a sex thing*).

https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/wjxw5n/devour-your-way-through-the-surreal-fairytale-of-eat-me

*I mean it could be if you're into that, but it's not specifically a sex thing

You can also play it in a browser window if you want.

http://ifarchive.org/if-archive/games/competition2017/Eat%20Me/Eat%20Me/index.html

The game starts out with a message:

My dear child, listen, and I'll feed you a tale. It begins with dinner denied. No bread, no butter, not even dessert. A mean repast by the meanest measure, enough to make a stomach grumble and an ill will stew. Enough to leave a tongue yearning for sugarplums. You know what's next. It's what happened. An offer, something sweet, something simple, and you swallowed. Children are such trusting people. What you ate grew into a hole deeper than mere hunger: it swallowed you. Now, just as you were served, you shall be served again.

The first few interactions, to give you a sense of the tone (spoiler I guess for literally the first 2 things you do)

Eat Me
A Story with Six Courses by Chandler GrooverRelease 1 / Serial number 171013 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib 6/12N)

Dungeon (south cell)
Here you've been kept with only time to eat. All hours taste the same, but sometimes you can hear voices outside. They're always talking about food, how best to carve a joint or marinate a soul. "Inside a cell, of course," one voice had said, "till the despair's soaked through." Well, you've been marinating long enough, and waiting longer isn't likely to bring you freedom or, more importantly, supper.

You've one companion in your cell: a little skeleton. Poor child, come to such an end, still shackled to the wall with candied chains. You're bound in cacao manacles yourself.

Northward a cheesecake door leads out to the dungeon.

>open door
Oh my, your body strains, darling, and the hole in your stomach yawns. You've made a bargain, remember, and now you live to eat. Eating is all you need to do. In fact, it's almost all you can.

>eat door
You can't budge, bound as you are by these manacles.

>eat manacles
Cacao's bitter. Perhaps most children wouldn't chew it, but you're not a common child, are you, my darling? You won't remain locked in these manacles, especially not when your palate finds their bitter links delectable. You chomp them. Now they're almost broken: just one final bite.

>eat manacles
That's done it. The cacao breaks and you gulp down every particle. Alas, although your limbs are free, you're just as hungry as before. That hole inside your stomach will need more to fill its gulf. What you want is a proper feast, something to pack yourself until you can forget what hunger even means.

>eat door
Dessert before dinner: that's every child's dream. We'll obey no order tonight! You pull out strawberries, pop them into your mouth, savor their crimson sweetness paired with silken cream. Soon you've eaten the cheesecake door. You'll have the feast you were promised, and no dungeon will hold you now.

>n

Dungeon
Blue flambeaux undulate, and in their flames gleam devices galore constructed to pry screams and more from prisoners. Don't sit down on that judas chair. Steer clear the rack. Give wide berth to the breaking wheel. They're occupied already by corpses.

A gruyère guard snaps to attention at your sight.

Northward a corridor leads to the undercroft. Westward's an angel's-food doorway, eastward another door in devil's-food, and southward lies your open cell.

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#8  Edited By BBAlpert
@schurik said:

Great visuals, incredible atmosphere, shoddy writing and pacing. Same strengths as Beyond the Black Rainbow, same problems. The man desperately needs to direct someone else's scripts.

I feel sorry for Dan, after hearing he was excited for it, cause he's gonna hate it.

Yeaaaahhhh... It's an exceptional 80 minute movie with a 121 minute runtime.

(that being said, I still think it's a very good 121 minute movie, it's just a slow one)

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Marco's is pretty good, if you have one in your area. I thought it was more of a local chain, but apparently they have locations all over the country.

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I was never able to get into full on multiplayer games in any MOBA, but Demigod had a ton of different options and settings for doing custom bot matches. I believe you could set stuff like AI aggression, mob spawn frequency, mob strength, tower strength, EXP gain, gold gain, and team size, as well as pick from a few different maps of varying sizes and numbers of lanes. It was awesome.