They just tried to deliver my Xbox 360's coffin. They knocked once and then left. I didn't even have time to get to the door; by the time I was there, dude was already two blocks down the street. Keep in mind that I was only two rooms away, and the minute I heard the knock, I bolted to the door as quickly as I could.

What the hell. It's not like I was slow about it. It probably took me ten seconds to get to the door and he was already gone. How the hell did he drive so fast?