Claude's Candy Corner: With Love for Gods and the Prostitute.

We love them. We play them. We pay them. We come back for more.
 
If ever I describe my feelings of longevity stop me, but Dishonored was full of ripe love wasted on a few missteps of love misinterpreted. Love me long, but don't whiskey dick my ass. But I will replay with nothing but supreme chaos intended.
 
When will I show my finishing move in any video game lore such as Mark of the Ninja, when I plan on it, that's when. Seriously, there's something wrong with Mark of the Ninja's save system. Damn, fuck it. Maybe I'm too simple to grasp it. It's just too big for me.
 
I once played a game to just play it.
 
Anno sounds dirty so we Americans call it Dawn of Discovery. But 1404 is the size of my adventure reacquainted. Sometimes the pleasure gets to be too much with micromanagement and all, but the outcome is pure joy.
 
On the cheap side of town: NBA 2K11...now playing on the other side of the tracks. Civ Rev...speaking of other side, dark side. 
 
Batman: Arkham City ain't that good. Not feeling it. I haven't been returning phone calls.
 
Why do PC players bitch about people playing PC games with an Xbox 360 controller? Hell, it's the PC...Personal Choice.  
 
So much to finish, when do we really finish. This blog is done. 
 
Claude

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Posted by Claude

We love them. We play them. We pay them. We come back for more.
 
If ever I describe my feelings of longevity stop me, but Dishonored was full of ripe love wasted on a few missteps of love misinterpreted. Love me long, but don't whiskey dick my ass. But I will replay with nothing but supreme chaos intended.
 
When will I show my finishing move in any video game lore such as Mark of the Ninja, when I plan on it, that's when. Seriously, there's something wrong with Mark of the Ninja's save system. Damn, fuck it. Maybe I'm too simple to grasp it. It's just too big for me.
 
I once played a game to just play it.
 
Anno sounds dirty so we Americans call it Dawn of Discovery. But 1404 is the size of my adventure reacquainted. Sometimes the pleasure gets to be too much with micromanagement and all, but the outcome is pure joy.
 
On the cheap side of town: NBA 2K11...now playing on the other side of the tracks. Civ Rev...speaking of other side, dark side. 
 
Batman: Arkham City ain't that good. Not feeling it. I haven't been returning phone calls.
 
Why do PC players bitch about people playing PC games with an Xbox 360 controller? Hell, it's the PC...Personal Choice.  
 
So much to finish, when do we really finish. This blog is done. 
 
Claude

Posted by CosmicBatman

deep

Posted by Colourful_Hippie

I had to go keyboard and mouse for Dishonered because I felt a lot faster and more accurate. Dishonered is so much fun to play. As for Arkham that's one for the controller.

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Posted by Levio

I didn't care for Arkham City either, all the gameplay felt identical to Asylum but with about 100 times more gun-wielding enemies to deal with, which was nothing but a pain. Also the city itself was boring. Though I quite enjoyed the bioshock-esque museum.

Posted by Hizang

I miss your blogs, they make so much sense.

Posted by Gamer_152

"Love me long, but don't whiskey dick my ass."

This might be the best thing anyone has ever said about a video game.

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Posted by NegativeCero

This blog reads like the ravings of a madman. Welcome back, Claude. Or not, just seems like I haven't seen you around.

Posted by dungbootle

I feel you. I feel you deeply. Your feeling I can feel deeply.

Posted by GalacticPunt

I read that like it was a poetry slam performed by Tom Hanks. Greatly increased the enjoyment.

Posted by LiquidPrince

Arkham City is a keeper. You just gotta realize it's essentially the same format as Arkham Asylum masked with a bigger world. Give it a call back. It'll be worth it.

Posted by pyromagnestir

Wait so who is the prostitute? Are you the prostitute? Are we the prostitute? Is Dishonored the prostitute? This cliffhanger is killing me! It's worse than season 1 of Lost!

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Posted by TheHumanDove

Beetz.

BEETZ!

Posted by awesomeusername

Huh????

Posted by TheSouthernDandy

In a world of darkness, Claude lights the way.

@awesomeusername: Don't question it. Just soak it in.

Posted by awesomeusername

@TheSouthernDandy: My pants already absorbed my pee....

Posted by TheSouthernDandy

@awesomeusername: Then you've truly accepted Claude into your life.

Posted by laserbolts

Wise words.

Posted by ShaggE

I am adopting "don't whiskey dick my ass" into my personal lexicon, if you don't mind. Simply beautiful.

Posted by JasonR86

@Claude:

You're a God among men. Or a prostitute. You're definitely something. Among men.

Posted by TooWalrus

As I read this, it all makes perfect sense.  
 
As I close the tab, I can't remember a word of it.

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@CosmicBatman said:

deep

As deep as the waters run dry.
 
@Colourful_Hippie said:

I had to go keyboard and mouse for Dishonered because I felt a lot faster and more accurate. Dishonered is so much fun to play. As for Arkham that's one for the controller.


I played Dishonored on my tv. Pad that thing. 
 
@Levio said:

I didn't care for Arkham City either, all the gameplay felt identical to Asylum but with about 100 times more gun-wielding enemies to deal with, which was nothing but a pain. Also the city itself was boring. Though I quite enjoyed the bioshock-esque museum.


Yep, maybe Liquid Prince can convince me otherwise.
 
@Hizang said:

I miss your blogs, they make so much sense.


I miss you too!
 
@Gamer_152 said:

"Love me long, but don't whiskey dick my ass."

This might be the best thing anyone has ever said about a video game.


Stay awesome and thanks.
 
@NegativeCero said:

This blog reads like the ravings of a madman. Welcome back, Claude. Or not, just seems like I haven't seen you around.


I've been busy. Still busy. Just busy.
 
@dungbootle said:

I feel you. I feel you deeply. Your feeling I can feel deeply.


I deeply have felt you. Your nightmares should end soon. Consult a video game therapist. I'm available 24/7.
 
@GalacticPunt said:

I read that like it was a poetry slam performed by Tom Hanks. Greatly increased the enjoyment.


Joy
 
@LiquidPrince said:

Arkham City is a keeper. You just gotta realize it's essentially the same format as Arkham Asylum masked with a bigger world. Give it a call back. It'll be worth it.


We'll see Liquid. I don't know. I dabble.
 
@pyromagnestir said:

Wait so who is the prostitute? Are you the prostitute? Are we the prostitute? Is Dishonored the prostitute? This cliffhanger is killing me! It's worse than season 1 of Lost!


You are the prostitute. You bought the game. You play and pay for your enjoyment. 
 
@TheHumanDove said:

Beetz.

BEETZ!


 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
@TheSouthernDandy: @awesomeusername:  
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

@laserbolts

said:

Wise words.


Words none the less.
 
@ShaggE said:

I am adopting "don't whiskey dick my ass" into my personal lexicon, if you don't mind. Simply beautiful.


Nice!
 
@JasonR86 said:

@Claude:

You're a God among men. Or a prostitute. You're definitely something. Among men.


A garnish?
 
@TooWalrus said:

As I read this, it all makes perfect sense.   As I close the tab, I can't remember a word of it.


Me too.
Posted by AsperGamer

Members have called you mad Claude; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence– whether much that is glorious– whether all that is profound– does not spring from disease of thought– from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect.

Posted by Claude
@AsperGamer said:

Members have called you mad Claude; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence– whether much that is glorious– whether all that is profound– does not spring from disease of thought– from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect.

We have been not taught of boards, bored, forums and such, but we have grown bored of such trivial pursuits. We have grown and learned and laughed at that which we want to believe to be or not to be true. But we play video games. We play them in truth. We play with words and wisdom, but we relax and let go. We play upon the mystery of a forum and let truth be told. Who listens? No one cares. We are the internet. We are the next gen...? With a sad grin.
Posted by NekuSakuraba
@Claude Oh Claude, do you ever not make sense?


Also, If Batman Arkham Asylum is anything to go off, Arkham City is amazing. Well, to me anyway.
Posted by pweidman

: Fabulously refreshing stuff sir.

You bring out the inner poet(s). How fun is that?

Also, play Borderlands 2 and blog profusely please.

Posted by awesomeusername

@Claude said:

@TheSouthernDandy: @awesomeusername:

I'M DONE! GOODBYE!!!!!!!!

Posted by mordukai

@Claude: May I sacrifice the prostitute to the gods when you're done with her?

Posted by pyromagnestir

@Claude said:

You are the prostitute. You bought the game. You play and pay for your enjoyment.

Doesn't that make me the john, not the prostitute? The game is then the prostitute and Jeff Gerstmann is the pimp.

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Posted by Claude
@pyromagnestir said:

@Claude said:

You are the prostitute. You bought the game. You play and pay for your enjoyment.

Doesn't that make me the john, not the prostitute? The game is then the prostitute and Jeff Gerstmann is the pimp.

Oh yeah, duh, what was I thinking?
Posted by AsperGamer

@Claude said:

@AsperGamer said:

Members have called you mad Claude; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence– whether much that is glorious– whether all that is profound– does not spring from disease of thought– from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect.

We have been not taught of boards, bored, forums and such, but we have grown bored of such trivial pursuits. We have grown and learned and laughed at that which we want to believe to be or not to be true. But we play video games. We play them in truth. We play with words and wisdom, but we relax and let go. We play upon the mystery of a forum and let truth be told. Who listens? No one cares. We are the internet. We are the next gen...? With a sad grin.

I listen. I care. We are the only gen that counts.

Posted by dudeglove

I'm actually totally down with my 360 controller nowadays after years of dual shock