Convince me to get a Twitter account.
By Dalai 4 Comments
Seriously, I don't get why Twitter is even necessary. I don't want to know every little thing you're doing and chances are you don't want to know what I'm doing.
Actually, scratch the title. You'll never convince me to get Twitter. I've been tricked before and now my Facebook and MySpace accounts are dormant. You'll never catch me, internet. Never!