April Fools' Day is fast approaching which means I'm highly skeptical of almost every story from now until at least April 3rd... yeah, I will believe nothing this week.  Zelda: Ocarina remake?  Preposterous!  I'm calling bullshit on that one.

And I expect Giant Bomb to do something crazy for this notorious day, but... that's no fun.  I recommend an April 3rd prank.  Nobody suspects April 3rd.