Get your Super Bowl predictions here!
By Dalai 4 Comments
Big games means big predictions and in the world of football and everything from gambling addicts to zoo animals try to predict the outcome of the biggest sports event in the world. You might disagree, Europe, but it's true. Anyway, the fine people at EA did their annual prediction and the black and yellow will prevail according to Madden NFL 11, but it will be a nail biter. So if Madden can make predictions, why not I?
So in the spirit of the game we in the states call football, here are some predictions.
- For the pregame interview, President Obama and Bill O'Reilly will end in a tie with 9 interruptions each.
- The Puppy Bowl will be adorable.
- Doritos will defeat Anheuser-Busch in the number of unique ads 6-4.
- Troy Polamalu's hair and Clay Matthews' hair will become entangled during the coin toss. There will be delay the game 45 minutes until the situation is resolved.
- The Black Eyed Peas will suck during the halftime show until Will.i.am's nipple slips out.
- It will snow in Dallas. Again.
- I will consume at least a half a bag of Tostitos, an entire jar of queso, 5 slices of pizza, a dozen wings, a 6-pack of Magic Hat #9, and about 8 shots of SoCo. John Madden will consume that x4.
- And the big prediction, Pittsburgh and Green Bay will each score several points.
Have a safe and wreckless Super Bowl weekend, everyone!