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Righting a huge wrong... with bacon.

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Back on May 25th, 2011, I made some E3 predictions and promoted it by promising bacon and more of it. I realize this act was despicable and totally uncalled for so here is your bacon fix, fellas. 
 

Bacon and whiskey... bacon really does go with everything.
Bacon and whiskey... bacon really does go with everything.
This is the classic bacon sandwich. It's a very simple recipe that consists of two pieces of bread and as much bacon as your imagination can handle. There is a direct correlation between the amount of bacon on a sandwich and the awesomeness of said sandwich and the sandwich above is just above Vinny Caravella on the awesome scale. 
 
Donuts and bacon, a match made in heaven.
Donuts and bacon, a match made in heaven.
Because eating it might kill you. But just look at it. It's what Picasso would've made if he made donuts for a living. 
 
You got bacon in my chocolate.
You got bacon in my chocolate.
And you got chocolate in my bacon. Peanut butter is very jealous right now, but does it have to be that expensive? I'd eat a whole pound of chocolate covered bacon in one sitting if chocolate covered bacon was available in my area. And my bank account would be transferred slowly into my bloodstream. 
 
And finally, bacon that defies logic.
And finally, bacon that defies logic.
Bacon. Battered. Deep fried. The fat American stereotype will live on for years thanks to this monstrosity of goodness. 
 
And that was bacon. 
 
And now the question of the week. 
 
Show us how you love bacon.
Show us how you love bacon.
How do you enjoy this beloved pork product? Show us how you eat bacon in everyday life and proclaim your love to this food of the gods. Send your videos to this blog via the comment box below. See you next week for more "Dalai's Blog." 
 
Dun... duh duh dun.
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Back on May 25th, 2011, I made some E3 predictions and promoted it by promising bacon and more of it. I realize this act was despicable and totally uncalled for so here is your bacon fix, fellas. 
 

Bacon and whiskey... bacon really does go with everything.
Bacon and whiskey... bacon really does go with everything.
This is the classic bacon sandwich. It's a very simple recipe that consists of two pieces of bread and as much bacon as your imagination can handle. There is a direct correlation between the amount of bacon on a sandwich and the awesomeness of said sandwich and the sandwich above is just above Vinny Caravella on the awesome scale. 
 
Donuts and bacon, a match made in heaven.
Donuts and bacon, a match made in heaven.
Because eating it might kill you. But just look at it. It's what Picasso would've made if he made donuts for a living. 
 
You got bacon in my chocolate.
You got bacon in my chocolate.
And you got chocolate in my bacon. Peanut butter is very jealous right now, but does it have to be that expensive? I'd eat a whole pound of chocolate covered bacon in one sitting if chocolate covered bacon was available in my area. And my bank account would be transferred slowly into my bloodstream. 
 
And finally, bacon that defies logic.
And finally, bacon that defies logic.
Bacon. Battered. Deep fried. The fat American stereotype will live on for years thanks to this monstrosity of goodness. 
 
And that was bacon. 
 
And now the question of the week. 
 
Show us how you love bacon.
Show us how you love bacon.
How do you enjoy this beloved pork product? Show us how you eat bacon in everyday life and proclaim your love to this food of the gods. Send your videos to this blog via the comment box below. See you next week for more "Dalai's Blog." 
 
Dun... duh duh dun.
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That's not proper bacon.

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I would try that chocolate covered bacon.

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@Chabbs0 said:
That's not proper bacon.
Then show me this "proper bacon" you communist.
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@Dalai That sandwich is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.
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I'm seeing a severe lack of bacon-wrapped bacon. This travesty cannot continue.

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@jking47 Oh man, that was awesome! Haha.
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shit now i want bacon!

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Close, but no cigar. I prefer my bacon wrapped in the American flag wrapped in more bacon. 
 
@Video_Game_King said:
I'm seeing a severe lack of bacon-wrapped bacon. This travesty cannot continue.
Be careful what you wish for.
Be careful what you wish for.
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This isn't bacon you poor, deprived soul.
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@TehFlan said:
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This isn't bacon you poor, deprived soul.
Looks like he grilled up a foreskin.
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Oh my fucking god, I've never seen battered, deep fried bacon. WANT. NOW.

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@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
@TehFlan said:
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This isn't bacon you poor, deprived soul.
Looks like he grilled up a foreskin.
Leave my foreskin alone, also that is British bacon/foreskin.
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Bacon. It's good for you. 
       

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@dankempster:  
 
That kid just blew my mind.