And why did they show up in my game? 
 
April 1st is the day of the liar, the asshole, and the motherfucker, but it's also a day when the internet tries to be funny. Sometimes it works, sometimes it fails, often it fails. Steam had some fun today with several updates which added things like "bugs" and "better ammo" in Super Meat Boy. Team Meat went a step further with Tofu Boy's more tolerant brother, Potato Boy. After a minute of play, I realized he's like a slightly faster Tofu Boy. 

And now, my final thought.

• Long John Silver's is still nasty shit. It's a good thing I only venture into one of those places once every 3 or 4 years.
• We should finally release Rebecca Black into the wild to roam free without any interaction with the internet and society. She's starting to blend in and make light of her awful, awful song. It's been fun and she made some cash out of the deal, but let's move on.
• Giant Bomb looks only mildly different. Subtle, yet sleek.
• BASEBALL!
• That Saints Row: The Third trailer was appropriate and hilarious. I like how it's becoming more and more like the anti-GTA. If THQ can make a half-decent port of it on the PC, they might have my money. Maybe.
• Note to the staff: fix the chat, please. You already know that, but it must be drilled in your heads.