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There had better be a laser tag arena with the tag line "Set phasers to fun!" or that's it, I'm done with everything.
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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? No, really. She owes me money.
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Some Thoughts on Star Trek -
http://t.co/zwJMBhO8sB
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Frankly, Baby Roman is tired of the nanny state cleaning him up every time he shits in his diaper. Maybe he WANTED to stew in it for awhile.
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My dog just snapped out of a nap shrieking like somebody had kicked him. Looked around, then went back to bed. Pretty shitty dream, I guess.
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Neonatal is a decent band name.
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What worries me about "people on the internet" is that they might actually exist in the real world.
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I like to think I'm very good at alerting people to the fact tha they probably don't want me. Saves everyone time, I guess.
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Depressing thing I realized: I've never gotten an interview for a job I sent a cover letter with my resume to.
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A Challenge to Myself -
http://t.co/LpCQp2rWnc
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People who say things like "I'm really not a fan of reading," or "I just don't like movies very much" sort of terrify me.
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Next up on the docket at Small and Relatively Dumb Beings court: Cat v. Water Bug. Water Bug's family claims Cat went "too far."
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Dog will be sentenced to a light verbal scolding, while Baby will continue to cry for "no fucking apparent reason! Jesus Christ!"
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While the court acknowledged that pulling Dog's hair was "pretty rotten" It was not grounds to "shriek and run the fuck off like that."
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In the landmark case of Dog V. Baby, the court ruled in favor of Baby, citing a menagerie Human V. Animal precedents.
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"Huh, only 18 pizza rolls in this box. There were 19 last time." - Random musings of the luckiest person on earth.
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Thought Experiment: Somebody somewhere is proud of their part in a genocide.
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Judy Greer is my favorite underrated actress.
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Revenge is super weird and a lot of energy. Me? I'm a big fan of puppies.
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"Millenials" is an awful term. If you use it in conversation I instantly stop listening.
@gamer_152 said:Here's a thing I did this week.Well it looks lie this week wasn't a complete wash!
There had better be a laser tag arena with the tag line "Set phasers to fun!" or that's it, I'm done with everything.
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