While I was running the other day I saw this lady in, in a big truck, rear end this guy, in a sports car. I heard the man yell "What the fuck did you do!? You fucking idiot!" After that, I said to this elderly woman that happened to be walking by at the same time "Did you see that?" She said "Never a dull moment eh?" I said "what?" so the old lady had to repeat herself.

You live an awesome life.

Holy fuck, you actually managed to live the American dream. Congrats!

I nearly got hit by an asshole crashing his motorcycle once. I jumped instinctively (I didnt even know what the fuck was happeneing at the time though) luckily the thing hit bollard just next to me and the bike flipped right over my head as I landed.

Wasn't fully aware of what happened until a few minutes later when some passer by told me how close the bike came to my head. Craziest few seconds I ever had, yours sounds awesome though lol.

I had this cheeseburger once and that was awesome

Lmfao.  The trucker wins.

Lame

When I saw this thread from the front page I thought it would be about you discovering masturbation.

I don't get it.

That sir, was so RADICAL!

:O

Once I ate a burger in a truck, it was tasty

That happened to me in GTA4