[Character info: I'm SL 53, started as a Cleric, pumped souls into STR, VIT, END, FAITH. Using the Eagle Shield +10 and upgraded Elite Knight Armor set to +8 with Havel's Gauntlets and either a Lightning Spear (not upgraded) or Occult Club (also not upgraded). I can't find any Titanite Chunks to upgrade my weapons to lightning.]
Allow me to vent: I've just used up the last of my humanity (a "twin" humanity no less) on this damned Anor Londo bossfight. It's my first playthrough, and I haven't played Demon Souls, so needless to say I'm struggling with the game at the best of times, and getting filthily side-f***ed at the blurst of times. Using my last humanity from the bonfire at the start (where the woman in the armor chills) so I get the 10 Estus, I decide to take out the two giants guarding the door and the guy with the bow on the stairs before taking on the two healing giants in the middle of the hall. I figure if I can kill those guys before I summon the guy from the sunlight covenant (a stalwart hero, in my eyes) he won't waste his lifebar fighting them before we tackle Smough and Ornstein.
All goes well and I end up summoning him to take out the last healing giant because he keeps healing, but Sunlight guy loses only 5% of his health so all's well and good. I go up the stairs and, having fought alongside a few players beating Smough and Ornstein through being summoned myself, I start trying to summon others to help me pummel Little and Large into oblivion. This is going to be awesome.
Except no, because, and I know there's plenty of people raving about this so I'll try not to go on about it too much, the summoning keeps failing. I must've tried 30-40 times, trying to catch different people to summon in case their connections were better or something but nothing worked. And you know what? If anything goes wrong for me in this game like that, anything to disturb my rhythm for the upcoming bossfight or whatever, I just can't shake it, and I'll go into that bossfight with a negative feeling, unable to fathom why the game has such a problem letting me summon people to my game, and then I'll die (which I did). I've been summoned, twice, on the same bossfight, and I've invaded others' games just fine and vice versa. The only time this retched bastard decides to f*** with me is now and I have a hard time staying patient, to say the least.
And I walked through the white light thinking hey at least I have Sunlight guy, but who am I kidding, he stays alive just long enough for me to take out Ornstein before he's toast, and though I know I should effectively be able to kill lightning Smough alone, the idea that there should be at least another player helping me kick this fat f***'s ass into next week is in my head and I f*** up and die. The reason I die is solely down to that jumping lightning attack that, cheaply, throws off the targeting system, and, because I'm backing away with the shield up, turns me around once I un-target him, landing him a whopping 60% damage hit on my exposed, but shapely, back. You bastard.
So now? I've got no humanity, I pretty much can't beat these guys alone, and even with sunlight guy it's a stretch to see me beating Lightning Fatso without some serious practise. Basically, the road ahead is as follows: I'm going all the way back to Darkroot Forest to farm some souls, I'm taking the souls to the merchant before the depths, and I'm buying all her damn humanity. Then it's back to Anor Londo to do this shit all, over, again.
Sometimes I think if I ever beat this game I will seriously consider retiring from any sort of competitive activity as the self-styled Undisputed Champion of Everything. God how I want to beat it.
Thanks for letting me rant. Words of encouragement?
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