MW3:
1. Introduce protagonist; white, Midwestern, Army Sgt.
2. Establish Asian/Middle Eastern "terrorists" as antagonists.
3. Baysplosions all over Europe, taking out all the touristy targets. With only one target in America being destroyed, thus inciting the wraith of the U.S.
4. Shoot an M4 that doesn't sound anything like an M4 39028429 times, also throw 3993 grenades.
5. Snow mission, night mission in some sort of vehicle, jungle mission. In no particular order.
6. More Baysplosions.
7. Protagonist dies in some super heroic, freedom saving way. Is replaced by lesser ranking solider of different race.
8. Final confrontation mission against Asian/Middle Eastern leader, where he is killed in slow motion.
9. America saves the world. Fuck yeah.
If you aren't into CoD MP I just saved you $60.
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