Stranded on a desert island. 5 things / people you bring, and why

I would bring Marissa Miller, Heidi Klum, a solar powered 4x4, whipped creme, and lots and lots of alcohol.
I think you could draw your own conclusion as to why for each of them.
hahaha

I would bring a helicopter an

I would bring BiffMcBlumpkin and an acoustic guitar.

Jesus, it's going to get pretty fucking ugly when we're forced to eat the guitar.

Actually I know a few songs that can conjure up food, similar to the rain dances in days of old.  And don't call me Jesus.

I would bring a slice of cheese, a rolling pin and a fork. Trust me, it'll all work out in the end.

"Actually I know a few songs that can conjure up food"

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I would bring a helicopter andyour Mother.

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Damm, beat me

By the way, I'm also planning to bring my book of old, horrible Mother / Father jokes to the Island with me, so you guys don't have anything to worry about.

I'd bring McGuyver... Problem solved! And probably a shotgun.

"I'd bring McGuyver... Problem solved! And probably a shotgun."

A shotgun, that's it. If i find something i kill it and eat it, if i don't i kill myself

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I would bring a helicopter and your Mother.

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I'm changing my answer. I've decided I'm bringing a detailed map of the island and someone to sit there and wonder how the fuck I got a detailed map of an unknown island I never planned on visiting. Actually I suppose that person can still be your Mother, so I guess I'd just like to trade the helicopter for a detailed map of the Island.

a cow (milk)

a chicken (eggs)

porn

set for life

"a cow"

A stylish boat, enough fuel to get the boat home, Michael Biehn, Jeffree Star and enough supplies to keep me and my guests content as we travel across the seas in style.

"Riddler said:

"a cow"

His mother is spoken for!"

"A stylish boat, enough fuel to get the boat home, Michael Biehn."

I would bring a Genie in a bottle, alcohol, marisa miller, and chocolate sause.

Thanks to your poor spelling you're going to end up with a girl that doesn't exist and a Hispanic porn Star named Chocolate Sause.

My David hassle Hoff, that way Germany would issue a state of nation emergency and send out helicopters and boats to find me a the Hoff.

Food or no food someone is eating that guitar.

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Thanks to your poor spelling you're going to end up with a girl that doesn't exist and a Hispanic porn Star named Chocolate Sause.

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"HandsomeDead said:

"A stylish boat, enough fuel to get the boat home, Michael Biehn."

No need to get so wordy, any boat with Michael Biehn on it is automatically a stylish boat."

I'd bring beer, Zombie Carlin, Zombie Bill Hicks, and Lewis Black. It'd be a real party.

And a shotgun, in case any of them get a taste for human flesh.

"I'd bring beer, Zombie Carlin, Zombie Bill Hicks, and Lewis Black. It'd be a real party.

And a shotgun, in case any of them get a taste for human flesh."

A six star Hotel, a lifetime rent of a suite, A PC, and thats about it what more could i need?

"A six star Hotel, a lifetime rent of a suite, A PC, and thats about it what more could i need?"

Michael Phelps, a boat, Sarah Stone, and beer.

1) my computer

A castle/place/spaceship filled with bad guys, a really bad guy, and a goddess/princess or something, a sword/other weapon/laser beam, and 200 mp.

my best friend, battleship(the game), fishing supplies, and a guide book of the island if possible, and a knife 

Hmm, a shotgun, some food, dr pepper, a shitty computer and world of warcraft.
Accualy fuck it
5 hot girls

Wait.. i'd bring a Ferris Wheel, A couple yellow eye contacts, A huge bed, plastic surgeon, and Michael Jacksons "Thriller"

I would bring a genie with unlimited wishes.

Girlfriend (for obvious reasons)
A box of condoms (again, for obvious reasons, and if a box of condoms is considered more than 5 things then a pregnancy pill)
Largest size pizza from papa john's (for food)
A knife (to cut things)
and.... a fueled boat (to get off the island when i'm done with those condoms)

Psh I'd only need one thing...... a box filled with the supplies to build a mansion ,a building crew who will die right after they finish building the mansion and the ability to build it in 5 minutes, a helicopter, about 50 hos, a nuclear bomb (so maybe the US govt will find me), a shotgun for fun,  a yacht, and a walmart.

Carmen Electra, Melissa Ford, semi-trailer load of beer and drinks, loads of cookies and cream AND my 2pac albums.

A naive Korean.

A good survival guide, an ex girlfriend of mine, a knife, some kind of shelter and some fishing gear.

A teleporter back to civilisation.

Damn, I'm such a cheapskate.

"A good survival guide, an ex girlfriend of mine, a knife, some kind of shelter and some fishing gear."

"zeus_gb said:

"A good survival guide, an ex girlfriend of mine, a knife, some kind of shelter and some fishing gear."

Why does this answer give me the chills?"

"Psh I'd only need one thing...... a box filled with the supplies to build a mansion ,a building crew who will die right after they finish building the mansion and the ability to build it in 5 minutes, a helicopter, about 50 hos, a nuclear bomb (so maybe the US govt will find me), a shotgun for fun,  a yacht, and a walmart."

The Pixies' Surfer Rosa, Scarlett Johanson, Cobra, Nintendo DS, Mario Kart DS

"Michael Phelps, a boat, Sarah Stone, and beer."