Some of you may remember way back during January of this fine year I was experiencing some major issues with my PC. Well that computer promptly died not long afterwards and sometime around February 1st I ordered a new computer and was forced to use my old laptop which has no sound in the meantime. All was going well and the machine arrived by the 17th of February but sadly that's when things took a bit of a nosedive. Within the first few hours of being turned on the machine kept reporting blue screen errors and various program crashes. So after a few phone calls to the technical support line of the PC supplier it was agreed the computer would be shipped back from Scotland to Newcaste on Tuesday 21st of February, a journey of 299 miles according to Google Maps. Now here we are over a week later and the PC supplier tells me they have yet to receive the product and the courier service used to deliver it says they have 'misplaced' the package. Forgive me but how do you misplace a 22kg package in a box big enough to hide a dead body in?
 
I've tried finding a logical answer to this situation but given recent events regarding the shakedown at Infinity Ward, the Apocalyps3 and recent information that there will be

You bought a completely new computer? Why didn't you just diagnose the problem with the old one and replace the faulty part?

ur blagh, it sucks

You're lucky we have a multitude of gun nuts among the userbase.

BOBBY KOTICK ATE MY PONYi 
It was my favorite pony.....
I named it.....Infinity Ward.

I don't care about ponies, but this is unacceptable of Activision!

Man, I really feel sorry for that pony...

(Hey, Hamz, i'm inside the Activision HQ now. Be quiet though, or the guard-mechs might hear me! Anyway I see the pony and the computer, and there appears to be a---)
 
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH OH GOD GET AWAY! GET AWAY! *Static* 
 
---Transmission Terminated---

Computer located. In Bobby Koticks shower.

"(Hey, Hamz, i'm inside the Activision HQ now. Be quiet though, or the guard-mechs might hear me! Anyway I see the pony and the computer, and there appears to be a---) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH OH GOD GET AWAY! GET AWAY! *Static*  ---Transmission Terminated--- "

The more I read your posts, the more it seems like you're just an Activision apologist. Sure, it's a company, sure it has the right to do whatever the hell it wants but when all is said and done; if it looks like a duck, acts like a duck and sounds like a duck...it's probably a duck.

Nice try at satire and conspiracy, but eh, didn't have the same zing as my Satan Claus thing. Yes, I'm such an egotist that I posted in your blog for my own self satisfaction :P.

I fucking love you, Hamz. 
 
You have my sword!* 
 
*By "sword", I mean "generously sized meat-stick".

"Cpt, Awesome-effing-beard!" 
 
Funny stuff. 
 
May the Kotick be with you.

This is a solo Mission 

Lock n' load, bitches. We're going after Bobby. 

Wow

I would rather just laugh at your constant misfortune.

You do realize that Activision HQ is guarded by the Satanic Christmas critters from South Park right? They will rape you and pee in your eye socket, just like Kurt Russel.