For those who are wondering what Pibo is rambling about for most the of the early part of the run, since Spelunky is randomly generated, he can't rely on optimal conditions for a specific type of speed or challenge run to pop up on any particular seeded layout. For this reason, Spelunky runners know several different kinds of speed/challenge runs that they will choose to attempt on the fly based on the looks of the level seed they have received. So sometimes, maybe teleporters happen to spawn in early caves a bunch of times -as happened in this case- and Pibo is grumping because he wasn't necessarily in the mood to go for any% runs at the time. Lately he's been doing a lot of low% and high score runs.
Pibo streams very often by the way. Check him out at twitch.tv/pibonacci