As soon as everyone was done reacting to Dan's knowledge gap, I paused the stream and called my soon to be 9 year old son over and asked him "Hey buddy, can you describe what a pirate does to me?". His response: "A pirate steals things, sails on ships, kills people by making them walk the plank, smuggles things. You know, pirate stuff."
I said thank you to him and unpaused the stream, thankful that I've done enough as a father so that my son knows what a pirate does at 9 instead of worrying that one day he might reveal that he doesn't as a 33 year old on a livestream someday.
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