I spent about 30 minutes on the phone with Warhammer Online Technical Support. I can't play the game. I would like to play the game.
At the end of the phone call, my Tech Support technician thanked me for my call and told me to, "Get Warhammer'd".
It took all my willpower to restrain from screaming, "I WOULD LOOOOOVE TO! BUT I CAN'T."
Sometimes...don't read the script, guys. It's bringing me down.

GET WARHAMMERED!!!!!

What's wrong with it?

Actually, don't answer that, it doesn't matter. Whatever is wrong with it - kicking it will fix it.

Rofl! That is the best response from technical support I have ever heard.

You're playing the wrong warhammer game right now. DoW2 is pretty sick.

Getting WARHAMMERED!! sounds a lot more awesome and dynamic than something like, for example, playing Warhammer - which just sounds tedious.

I'm most definitely in agreement with sweep, I would enjoy "getting warhammered." Is it ANOTHER word posh people use for "getting drunk."

/McIntyre reference.

That sounds like an exciting Tech support Technician, you know, the type that doesn't sound like they are buried under a ton of pillows bored out of their mind.

Yeah, seconding Snide, just go play Dawn of War 2. I just finished the campaign and it's awesome. Review forthcoming!

"I spent about 30 minutes on the phone with Warhammer Online Technical Support. I can't play the game. I would like to play the game.At the end of the phone call, my Tech Support technician thanked me for my call and told me to, "Get Warhammer'd".It took all my willpower to restrain from screaming, "I WOULD LOOOOOVE TO! BUT I CAN'T." Sometimes...don't read the script, guys. It's bringing me down."

Getting a script read to you no matter what the service is sucks. But it definately seems like a situation where the guy couldnt have thought hmm maybe that not appropriate given the context of the conversation we just had. Trying out Dawn of War 2 seems like a good alternative though.

This reminds me of back in the early part of early 2006 when I was trying my ass off to find an Xbox 360 but never could until the week before Oblivion came out.  Commercials would air constantly of it and it would always end with something along the lines of "xbox 360:  jump in!!"  and every time I saw that, I just thought "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYOOOOOUUUUU!"

"GET WARHAMMERED!!!!!"