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The Great Hamburger Conspiracy

So, Giant Bomb launched on Monday without adverts of any description. Many people have been asking, how do these guys plan on making money? The common answer has been that it is only a beta, advertisements will probably be implemented in the future, but I ask, what if advertisements are already on the site, just in secret?

The hamburger page has exploded into popularity like no other. A totally unprecedented occurrence. People are talking about hamburgers like they never have before. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has been craving some hamburger goodness after talking about hamburgers on Giant Bomb. Maybe this was the plan all along, and burger companies have been paying for this subtle advertisement. Maybe it was the plan right from when Jeff first talked about hamburgers in that episode of How to Build a Bomb we all remember. Or maybe I'm going insane. Either way, we must investigate further.

By MattyFTM, Your friendly neighborhood conspiracy theorist.

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Edited By LordAndrew

The site could really use some big Sneak King ads.

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Edited By makari

its giant burger dot com! whats that? its a website! about burgers! its a burger site! about burgers and everything in them! like ketchup!

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Edited By John1912

I dont know why but it has been fun to post and talk about burgers.  I think I am going to finally break down and go to Wendys.  So if Giantbomb isnt getting money they prob should be!

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Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

Jeff commented on my blog!!! My life is complete!!!

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Edited By pbhawks45

Jeff, why not get a brand new Root Beet Float from Wendy's?


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Edited By heavymtlhead

Everyone is trying to get on that Hamburger brand wagon.

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Edited By jeff

THIS BLOG COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY WENDY'S


DUDE LET'S GET A FROSTY AND A SINGLE W/ CHEESE
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Edited By TheGTAvaccine

That is actually a very good theory.

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Edited By gbrading

Hmm, I wonder if it's McDonald's or Burger King who have managed to convince The Bomb to hype the burger like never before... :P

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Wow...it could actually be true...

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Edited By Hamz

That makes so much sense it really does lol. The Hamburger forums have so far been on fire with activity so maybe it is some strange marketing and advertising on GiantBomb's part.

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Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

So, Giant Bomb launched on Monday without adverts of any description. Many people have been asking, how do these guys plan on making money? The common answer has been that it is only a beta, advertisements will probably be implemented in the future, but I ask, what if advertisements are already on the site, just in secret?

The hamburger page has exploded into popularity like no other. A totally unprecedented occurrence. People are talking about hamburgers like they never have before. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has been craving some hamburger goodness after talking about hamburgers on Giant Bomb. Maybe this was the plan all along, and burger companies have been paying for this subtle advertisement. Maybe it was the plan right from when Jeff first talked about hamburgers in that episode of How to Build a Bomb we all remember. Or maybe I'm going insane. Either way, we must investigate further.

By MattyFTM, Your friendly neighborhood conspiracy theorist.