A combination of readily available sweets, huge meals, lengthy sports games, marathon gaming sessions, freezing weather, and poor sleeping habits have destroyed me. I've gained 10 lbs. in the past month or so. Getting a Flip camera for Christmas was a bad idea. I unwrapped it and the first images on its virgin screen were fat and pale people creating a mountain of trash while accumulating a mountain of useless shit. I always go into this time of the year with high hopes and good feelings. After it's over, my whole opinion changes. I realize that I hate my family, all the things that I wanted are shit, my grandma never makes the turkey the 'right' way, and my sports teams are total failures. Oh, and I wasted so much hard earned money on Steam.
Now I have to spend the next month recovering from the holiday cheer. Fuck Santa and fuck the Pilgrims.
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