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    Mike Relm is one of my favorite DJ's that I've come across. His specialty is taking and remixing youtube video's. And he takes requests as to what to remix next. And by popular demand he decided that the Starcaft II trailer was worthy. So without further ado, the video.  

I just went 7 months without my cellular. 
It was horrible. But I still got to talk to people and set things up through the interwebs. 
So It's not as bad as it seems.

All I have to say is watch this instructional video. 
  

I saw a dude naked in the street and a string tied to his penis. 
The other end was to a cat's tail. :|

Whats worse than 100 dead babies in a dumpster? - The one at the bottom that's still alive. 
Whats worse than that? - He had to eat his way to freedom. 
Worse than that? - He came back for seconds.

Whats pink and slimy and crawls up your leg? 
A homesick abortion.

:|

Word.

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