NinjaTard

I knew the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had been redone and was a lot less cheesy than I grew up with....but did anyone else see My Little Pony or Rainbow Bright at the local toy store lately? My Little Pony has become anorexic and Rainbow Bright is jail bait. What the hell?! I told my co-80s children buddies about this and they suggested I look into what happened to the Care Bears. Jesus no...not the Care Bears too! I did a google search and sure enough...they've been reimagined as 3D japanimation crap!
 
I guess this is when you realize you're old, your childhood starts being molested and recycled for a new generation. I didn't want to be old until I was in my 30s damnit!

Apparently Giant Bomb has a blog for me and if I make a post I get a quest complete achievement. Fair enough, consider this my first blog post!

I like the sound of Irish/Scottish accents....but I would love to speak Russian because out here in the NW for some reason there are a TON of hot Russian girls. Don't tell my wife I said that.....

@Chuggsy: Forgot about punching myself in the thigh...I do that a lot and have a bruise right now from, belive it or not, 1vs100 when I hit the button too fast and guessed the most obviously wrong answer. It was frustrating and ruined my over 20 streak which upset me greatly 
 
Otherwise, I feel like I must have had some good freakouts back in the old days with Mortal Kombat 2 or Street Fighter or something but I can't really recall specifics.  
 
However, I am a careful consumer so I usually rent before I buy. Well I had been looking forward to Matt Hazard for a while since it sounded like a cool concept but people were saying it maybe wasn't good at all so I decided to rent and not buy outright like I had planned. I paid $8 for a week with that game and on day 2 when I tried one time too many on the sniper in the dark room (I have blocked specifics of the game from my memory) I was shot dead again and I lost it. I had been talking to the TV for a while like it was somebody who cared and telling it that it was "cheap" and "fuckin' stop being a dick" and the usual but after this last death it was too much. I threw my controller at the wall and it dinged the drywall or whatever is underneath. The controller handle broke so I could see the vibration thingy inside. I let a stream of cusses out and I paced up and down my room wishing I could punch Matt Hazard in the face. Instead I scratched the game with my keys and drove back to the store and demanded a refund as it was "not working". It was weird since I was the first renter but they gave me a free rental and I hopefully saved anyone else from playing that game. Just broken...it left a scar on my gaming soul.

"I want to see Robin and in the end of the game The Joker killing him, like hw did  in the comic "