A Girls' Guide to Cockney Rhyming Slang
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To all those not knowing of the ultimate dialect, behold Cockney. Rhyming. Slang. *awaits applause*
- Havin a giraffe =a laugh
- Bubble= Bubble Bath = Laugh (thats the real one)
- Airy Muff= Fair enough
- Porkies = pork pies = lies
- Apples = apples and pears = stairs
- Barnet = Barnet Fair = hair
- Dog = dog and bone = telephone
- Jam = jam jar = car
- Water = water bottle = throttle
- China = china plate = mate
- Pony = pony and trap = crap (to defecate or meaning something is rubbish = not very good-if you didn't already know)
- Saucepan = saucepan lid = kid
- Frog = frog and toad = road
- Trouble = trouble and strife = wife
- Tom = Tom Tit = shit (to defecate or meaning something is rubbish = not very good)
- Listerine = Anti Septic = Septic Tank = Yank = American (From The U.S.A.)
- Ginger-ginger beer-queer
That's all I need to function in my daily life, so it should be enough to impress your friends.
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