Anyone living here in the U.K will have been unable to avoid the deluge of awful Wii and DS commercials that have plauged our screens for the past few years. Firstly we had those horrible ones with the Redknapps (Harry, Louise and Jamie all present) then we had Ant and Decs plain weird home invasion adverts but now they have been eclipsed by a newcomer, climbing the shitpile that was it's predecessors to stand head and shoulders above as the worst Wii commercial ever. I give you Metroid: Other M. Now lets start off with the narrator. This guy is just spouting absolute garbage. He has clearly been given the uneviable task of making one of those horrible bulletpoint lists, the ones that we hear about so much on the bombcast, into something exciting and it just does not come off at all. Then we have the guy who has to pretend to be playing the game. I think this guy would fall under Nintendo's famous category of 'NEVER'. Seriously, if you're going to react to something in game you might think of something slightly more emphatic than 'Yes! *unenergetic fist pump*'. Also I would be seriously worried if I was making those sort of facial contortions during gameplay. Anyway here's the ad for those across the pond in either direction or for those lucky few who have managed to avoid this pile of unapologetic vomit so far.
Armond White is a complete arse hiding behind the illusion of some sort of master intelligence above all other mere mortals. He has a serious god complex and can't handle the idea of people having the same opinion as him so he goes against the norm so extremely that he can't possibly be taken serious. The less attention people pay to him the better.
This is a bit of a weird one but there was a flash game that was part of the viral marketing for a movie called 'Creep'. You had to escape from the london underground before the crazy dude got you and if the time was running out you would get a message saying 'He's right behind you'. I switched it off straight away.
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